I'm having extreme difficulty engaging with michael's content. Sure he says dumb things, but the scattered idiocy is nothing like the constant stream he was able to create in the good old days, there's nothing to pull it all together. After lunch at the water park, while standing inside the water park, he said something about going to explore or something. Two seconds later we're walking in Disney Springs to go paw some merch. The change was so abrupt that I banged my head on my pillow.
Two questions about his meal at Mr. Smithing's Coming Again Homey:
1) What was Michael doing to slop that mashed potato outside his plate onto his table? Was he feeding with his hands rather than a fork?
2) OK, we've all had food disasters. I remember sitting in McDonalds when I was in college, really high, taking a huge "I've got the munchies" bite of a Big Mac, and then sneezing/coughing it all over the table. It haunts me to this day. I stopped getting high immediately!! Well, more gradually than that, I suppose. But I'm pretty certain that at the time I realized that I didn't want to film any portion of that event. Why did he choose to show that rather than just putting the food back in his plate. wtf? For me Michael's video turned into a delayed stress reaction. Thanks Michael