“Heeeey everyone here we are at the courthouse! We’re gonna try all the stale coffees we can get here while we wait in line for a name change!”
*later*
”That… Wow. You know me, I’ll tell you how it is. That. Is the best ride in Florida. Flights of Pandora. Guardians. No. Nope. No. Having your name changed so you pretend your father doesn’t exist.”
*Begins happy crying while David just randomly shows up in the background and makes a face.*
”Well thats all the time we have here at the courthouse! We’ll come back, we only saw a little bit, but we’ll come back. Have a magical daaaaaayuuuh.”
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Also for those worried about no more Michael… I mean there’s Chat GPT doing a remarkable job. Look at this adventure it came up with. I almost choked from laughing at the second to last paragraph:
“
Hey everyone, it's Michael Kay and I'm here at Animal Kingdom, eagerly awaiting the park to open. It's currently 4am and I've been sitting here on the ground for a while, just enjoying the peacefulness of the morning.
As you can see, it's still dark out and the park won't be opening for several hours. But that's okay, because I'm here to soak in the Disney magic, no matter what time it is.
A security guard just came up to me and asked if I needed any help. I thanked him for checking in, but assured him that I'm just enjoying the atmosphere and the anticipation of the day ahead.
I know some people might think it's crazy to wake up so early and wait for hours for the park to open, but to me, it's just part of the experience. There's something so special about being the first one in the park and experiencing everything before the crowds arrive.
So, if you're ever at Animal Kingdom and you see someone sitting on the ground in the early morning hours, don't worry, it's probably just me, soaking up the Disney magic and eagerly awaiting the start of a new day.
Thanks for watching, and as always, have a magical daaaaayyyuuh!”
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Here’s chat gpt’s version of his wedding:
It's Michael Kay's wedding day, and he's cruising around on an electric scooter, vlogging the whole thing for his YouTube channel. He's beaming with excitement, even though his father isn't there and his guests are more focused on getting good footage than on enjoying the ceremony.
Michael is marrying a doctor, and she's asked him to take her name instead. As the ceremony begins, he spots his bride walking down the aisle. But to his surprise, she's wearing a Minnie Mouse costume! Michael can hardly contain his excitement as the couple exchanges vows.
As the newlyweds ride off into the sunset (or in this case, into the parking lot), Michael looks back at the camera and says, "Well, that was magical. Thank you all for joining us on this journey. Have a magical daaaaayuuuh!" And with that, he zooms off into the distance, ready for his next adventure.