Melissa Mills #32 He may give Tigs the flutters but to the rest of us he gives the scutters

[Moniker]

Yep. And she can’t spell ‘too’ either.

Does this mean some other poor unsuspecting craytur is going to be the recipient of the thrush-infested item of clothing she's returning?
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Lads, she had this much wine gone before 6pm, look what’s gone from the bottle ‍

Bet's that's bottle number 2.

 

[Princesssun]

Someone shared that McGregor interview where he has the weird accent and isn’t making any sense earlier and I noticed she was the only one out of everyone I follow (all 2000 of them 🫣) that liked it. Really didn’t think he would fit into her D4 image.

 

[DublinHun]

He’s more scum in my opinion and that’s saying a lot about her

 

[Iriseyegal]

Why doesn’t she convert? It’s good enough for her children but not her?

She's incapable of abiding by Muslim traditions. Imagine her not drinking

 

[Moniker]

eating Richard's prawns.

Makes a change from eating Azhar's sausage.
Poor Richard is probably wondering what he did he a past life to bring this soak into his life.

 

[Harper Riley]

Her good friends Robert and Susan

 

[Luckydogbk]

Yes. I’m always saying this. It’s in her stories all the time too. This weird side claw thing going on and a shirt or top pulled down over half her hand. What is she trying to achieve with it. ? There has to be something behind this. Is this something rich people so that she’s trying to emulate? Because that’s usually it.

She thinks she’s Hailey Bieber or Kylie Jenner or some celebrity who go around posing like that, only Melly forgets shes almost 50 & certainly is no Hailey lookalike, she can always dream though!!
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Yes where is Azhole? Has he found a new younger lady to do the handkerchief trick on?

Ah she will post a pic now after reading here….unless he is gone, would she even say if he was?

 

[Napamermaid]

Omg wouldnt you love to send her own lies to her page
No one would send her jack if they saw her shit talk

 

[Cantturn222]

To be fair that’s hanas list but that makes it even worse to me ‘bring us home’ Jesus wept. My child’s list would consist of a 7am start, all rushing out the door, working 8 hour shifts then home to make dinner, rush out the door to activities! Melly doesn’t even bring the kids to school Azhar does so she is lathering around trying to fill the hours until school pick up! What a sad sad life - might make financial sense when kids are very small which is fair enough but she has no life

Omg I thought it was her own list in fairness it all sounds like something she would write down

 

[Melmcs]

No Easter holidays or trips for Mel times must be hard. Or Asshole hasn’t won any golf competitions lately

No sign nor talk of Azhole. Creep probably has a side bit again.

 

[quickbook]

Where is our stock taker ? Be interested to see what she is left with

 

[Swigwam]

“A online delivery”

 

[Nopatience]

There’s the real world and then there mellys world.

 

[Jennymac]

The kids getting their panda buy order I wonder did melly get a new handbag aswell

 

[LennonRoad]

My Hana must be going to secondary school next year?

 

[SozBbz]

Of course she likes it, it has wine in it and she’s a wino, obvs

Stop pretending you have standards Tidge, we all know you’d drink alcohol from a melted welly because you’re a drunken desperado

 

[Irishgirl14]

QUOTE="Harper Riley, post: 18580491, member: 100301"]
How many times do you think she adjusted the scarf to show off the label in the photo she’s so common.
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And cos isn't anything special melissa

 

[Pambono5]

I've been to Thailand and I have seen some very questionable food over there but that looks like brown slop and a bucket of cashews

 

[Luckydogbk]

And the same again this morning - 12pm and she’s lying in bed in her robe. Neither washed nor dressed. Whole weekend wasted.

Looking like a haggard old prostitue.

 

[Nkomoagogo]

My god...no post today...is she alright I wonder