Melanie Murphy #6 liquid gold, now available at Tesco, may contain traces of waffle.

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This is such a tit post but I'm cackling to myself remembering the time Melanie wrote a mini essay on breastfeeding complete with incorrect references and posted it to her stories thinking she had REALLY done something. #icanreadthestats #ihaveadegree

Melanie Murphy #7 The extraordinary adventures of Melanie Muppet and her 101 sockpuppets.
 
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This is such a tit post but I'm cackling to myself remembering the time Melanie wrote a mini essay on breastfeeding complete with incorrect references and posted it to her stories thinking she had REALLY done something. #icanreadthestats #ihaveadegree
Was that when she referenced the same author three times in a row like:

Breastfeeding makes you superior (Smith, 2002)

Breastfeeding cures Covid (Smith, 2002)

Breastfeeding while angrily tweeting makes the milk taste sweeter (Smith, 2002)


Because I think about that daily 😂 :ROFLMAO:
 
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Was that when she referenced the same author three times in a row like:

Breastfeeding makes you superior (Smith, 2002)

Breastfeeding cures Covid (Smith, 2002)

Breastfeeding while angrily tweeting makes the milk taste sweeter (Smith, 2002)


Because I think about that daily 😂 :ROFLMAO:

YES! 👏👏

I'm also not ashamed to say it lives in my mind rent free.That, and her a star is born video is up there!!

The sockpuppets comparing herself to celebrities, calling herself stunning, jaw dropping. "literally saving lives" 😑

Seen this gold on her IG post from the gossies 😂😂😂😂
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I'm surprised she hasn't mentioned anything about this https://news.sky.com/story/jessie-cave-harry-potter-star-reveals-newborn-baby-has-covid-19-12179773 I remember she was shutting people down that were telling her babies were getting sick and even dying in their countries.

It wouldn't suit Melanie's biased narrative and flawless research to bring that up.

Hope the baby is doing ok. Horrible to think little bundles come into the world unwell. The mother must be beside herself with worry.
 
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Thread : Milking it for all she's worth three months after giving birth 😂

Poor bubba, hope he has a speedy recovery ❤
Mel’s not going to share anything that shows that COVID is real and dangerous.
Saying as she's such a big potter fan I thought she'd have gave it a mention .

It wouldn't suit Melanie's biased narrative and flawless research to bring that up.

Hope the baby is doing ok. Horrible to think little bundles come into the world unwell. The mother must be beside herself with worry.
Hopefully he has a speedy recovery she said he's doing Ok and they're just keeping an eye on him ,poor wee thing .
 
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Melanie Murphy #7- chained to my child, sock puppets gone wild, covid restrictions got me riled

😂 is that too long?
 
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Yeah she honestly has it easy as a mother she has so much help and doesn't have to take care of the house.

Has she ever mentioned being intorverted before? I don't get why she lives in the attic of their house. I'm fairly intorverted and if didn't want to be around my in laws I just wouldn't live there.
 
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Eurgh her most recent post is infuriating
Also her constant use of the word 'amnt' is ridiculous - I swear it's not even a real word
And is if people really care that much about her son's name, her constant obsession with his 'anonymity' is beyond ridiculous it's not like she's an a Lister or even a z Lister and all babies look the same, nobody is going to point at him when he's older and go omg are you Melanie Murphy's son it makes no sense
 
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Melanie Murphy #7
Eurgh her most recent post is infuriating
Also her constant use of the word 'amnt' is ridiculous - I swear it's not even a real word
And is if people really care that much about her son's name, her constant obsession with his 'anonymity' is beyond ridiculous it's not like she's an a Lister or even a z Lister and all babies look the same, nobody is going to point at him when he's older and go omg are you Melanie Murphy's son it makes no sense
Amn't is not a real word, it's not even the correct abbreviation to use- it should be 'I'm not'. You would think a 'best selling' author of clean prose would know that, especially as she's a 'teacher by trade' with a degree in education!!!
 
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Wow can't believe she said she's an extrovert. Surely she'd be socialising with the in laws more! I get the feeling she's just a bit odd
 
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I think the reason people are asking is because she’s teasing a reveal in a way - she’s posted so many pics of him with a dumb emoji or her liquid gold vessels covering his face - either do or don’t, this half way tit doesn’t protect his privacy!
“he has a right to anonymity”
- continues to do Ads with him in them
- shows in every post only partly blocking out his face
- has numerous stories of her breastfeeding him.

Nobody has an issue with you discussing motherhood just either show him or don’t. Don’t make your followers out to be the bad guy when all you do is show him on your Instagram!
 
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In regards to her latest instagram post;
How many people are actually messaging her wanting her to show Milo's face or reveal his name? I doubt anyone is actually doing that and Melanie is just reminding everyone that she's respecting her son's 'privacy' in an attention seeking way.

Melanie, you cannot claim that you are protecting your son's privacy and keeping him offline when every second instagram post is a photo of him, and you constantly talk about how he loves your 'boobies' and about his bowel movements. That is not keeping him offline or respecting his privacy. I fully understand keeping his face and name offline, that is something I plan to do whenever I have kids because I will see them as actual humans and won't post photos of them without their consent, and because I don't want any pictures of my child ending up on any weird websites. BUT, I won't post any photos of them at all online. I won't post any photos of the back of their heads, or with an emoji covering their face, because that is still a photo of them. Why do you not get that- you're not keeping your son offline at all, you're posting pictures and information about him online. It's really not that hard to take a picture and not post it, and it's really not that hard to not post potentially embarrassing information about him.

Do you honestly think that Pan would prefer having his future school friends see pictures of his mother squatting nine months pregnant, humping an exercise ball, or posing in her bra and talking about shoving her tit in his mouth, than people simply knowing his name? Melanie you need to take a good hard look at yourself and the content you are posting before you say you're respecting your son's privacy and right to anonymity.

Finally, if anyone is actually asking about your child's name and face, it's because you are making such a big bleeping deal out of it! You literally could have just posted to say he had been born, mention that you are keeping him offline, and never mention it again! But because you constantly talk about keeping him private, you're the one drawing attention to it!

Sorry for the rant, it's just been a stressful few days with my boyfriend's granddad dying then his grandmother on the other side dying the day of his granddad's funeral, and I can't bleeping cope with her moaning over nothing. I'm so sick of her 'poor me' attitude. Grow up and just cop onto yourself Melanie, and tell Thomas to cop the duck on aswell. You're both grown adults, start acting like it.
 
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It's funny I rarely seen anyone comment asking about his name on her socials

I'm sure she was claiming she's been getting loads of DMs youse goise about my babies privacy....It's always the DM's 😑

She has to up her engagement, she's losing followers constantly.... pure engagement post at best.

Love the troll narrative she's spinning. Anyone can come here and see that 90% of comments are people angry that she uses her child for advertisements while whining about his privacy. Hypocrite.

95% on this site are in support of protecting a child's right to privacy. Nobody on here enquires about his name and everyone gives out that she shows his face for sponsorships.

Melanie try harder with your narrative. The only time she gets a bit of engagement is when she's fighting with people or complaining about something. Her woe is me bullshit gets the engagement.

Keep your child offline it's literally that simple you hypocrite.
 
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This started the week before Christmas with one influencers partner getting a very direct DM. There seems to be a trend now of Irish influencers getting these nasty DMs, and then it turns into content on their insta stories as with the new lockdown there is very little going on apart from PR drops. I work in an ordinary job and I have to deal with people that don't like me, difficult customers but I just get on with it.
 
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