So if I’m understanding it right, he doesn’t have a dodie she just gives him her literal nipple to suck on instead??
What?!
What?!
But for melanie, commenting that her baby is big is a compliment. You know, because her boy is demigod, son of Zeus, Aphrodite, Thor, Loki, Captain America etc.I get that, my niece is 12 weeks older than my baby and at 3 weeks old he was nearly the same size as her, so at the time he seemed huge! But looking at photos now he looks exactly like a newborn baby would; think it’s probably more real life situations she’s getting the “oh he’s a whopper” comments. I just remember anytime anyone would comment on my boys size I would feel really self conscious, like it was my fault he was big. Fast forward a year and he’s balanced out, though I’ve no idea what percentile line he’s on right now thanks to covid.
oh ffs.... I said he was a big babyI feel very sorry for her though getting comments about how big he is, it’s really horrible having a baby that everyone says is huge and overweight
Yeah they do balance out. I remember taking my eldest son to the doctors at 7 months old and the doc thought he was 18 months he was that bigI get that, my niece is 12 weeks older than my baby and at 3 weeks old he was nearly the same size as her, so at the time he seemed huge! But looking at photos now he looks exactly like a newborn baby would; think it’s probably more real life situations she’s getting the “oh he’s a whopper” comments. I just remember anytime anyone would comment on my boys size I would feel really self conscious, like it was my fault he was big. Fast forward a year and he’s balanced out, though I’ve no idea what percentile line he’s on right now thanks to covid.
I'd like to put @Elle forward for consideration of next title please/if allowed. It was some pages back and it's a hoot.Melanie Murphy #6 2pm feed and leisure, mammy likes lube to heighten her pleasure
Haha why thank you! But 'desperately drinking my liquid gold' occurred since then. I feel that needs to be in the next title!I'd like to put @Elle forward for consideration of next title please/if allowed. It was some pages back and it's a hoot.
Haha why thank you! But 'desperately drinking my liquid gold' occurred since then. I feel that needs to be in the next title!
Who would even ask someone that ? that's a personal thing between a couple ...but now everyone knows (including the MIL and the whole of aer lingus) that Baldy hasn't dipped his wick yetNOBODY PRESSURES OR SHAMES ANYBODY FOR HAVING SEX IMMEDIATELY AFTER PREGNANCY. She makes everything up!! She’s delusional! Her video is not even funny, it’s annoying AF!!
Indeed!!!!
Who would even ask someone that ? that's a personal thing between a couple ...but now everyone knows (including the MIL and the whole of aer lingus) that Baldy hasn't dipped his wick yet
Guys, is this allowed?.......Pink cactus runningWho would even ask someone that ? that's a personal thing between a couple ...but now everyone knows (including the MIL and the whole of aer lingus) that Baldy hasn't dipped his wick yet
I can just imagine the wink,wink, nudge,nudge, reaction when he returnsI'm fucken crying at this out loud, ugly laughed at the whole of aer lingus knows Thomas hasn't dipped his wick yet.
The noise my mouth made.
Such a great bunch on this thread
@Elle i love it. Melanie DM Elle for poetry tips
With some gang street hand signals, I can't!!!I can just imagine the wink,wink, nudge,nudge, reaction when he returns...my bad
The things he does for love Rapaela ,she even mentioned about them doing a vid about sex after birth if her viewers would like thatWith
With some gang street hand signals, I can't!!!
This is soooooo funny! I can't move on
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