monga
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mama.llama.drama
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Wow, the crocodile tears in her stories …
*sob, sob* …. ‘oh my baby’s awake’
How the mask slipped! She is unhinged.
Reminds me of police interview footage you see of murderers who put on a show of fake crying, but never any actual tears … because none of it is real.
*sob, sob* …. ‘oh my baby’s awake’
How the mask slipped! She is unhinged.
Reminds me of police interview footage you see of murderers who put on a show of fake crying, but never any actual tears … because none of it is real.
mama.llama.drama
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Complete with freezing cold, un-heated pool 
Yes. They are thick as hell.
Yes. They are thick as hell.
HaveSomeMilk
Chatty Member
She's even more insane than before... I'm hoping her kids are both fully vaccinated
Dearreader
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Not a good signView attachment 3013730
She's only trying to pretend that her account is popping off to deflect from the very obvious fact she's buying followers in large amounts.
I also don't think she has anyone looking over her DMs it's just another way for her to feel important when her work is piss poor.
Also making another video about her illness. She lovvvvessss to talk about how unwell she is. Literally nobody cares, nobody.
mama.llama.drama
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Her ability to cook is about as well developed as her ability to drive, and swim, and dress herself 
hallandoatmilk
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I was coming on to say the same thing! She loved bragging about being a pilot wife but now the reality has set in and it’s not all that glamorous. If I’m ever on a flight and the captain comes on the tannoy and says his name is Thomas O’Rourke I will pull a Final Destination freak out and demand off the plane. I can’t imagine how sleep deprived and overworked he is in that house.Wow....guess Thomas is off soThe fact their kids get up between 5 and 6 means he probably gets up at 8...THE ABSOLUTE CHEEK
a sleep deprived "content creator" I'll take but a PILOT?!
confusedlady
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Son asking how babies are made, she broadcasts it to the world. She then posts a photo of her 2 children barely covering their faces and then asks when did people discover porn.
Sorry but she’s a creep. What sort of safeguarding ATTEMPT is that?!
People in my personal life that post photos of their children don’t splice them with questions asking about porn and telling me what their children are asking about.
You can search for keywords on instagram and stories will be part of the results. Some absolute weirdos will be searching for porn (because why censor the word, that’s really hard isn’t it Mel?) and they get Melanie’s account, loads of kids photos and Melanie in her underwear on there too. I don’t care if you show off yourself in your undies, but when you combine this with showing your children and telling personal stories about them I find it revolting. She’s a pedophile’s dream.
I’m so angry at the image she paints herself out to be because she makes no attempt at protecting those children except the smallest emoji over their poor little faces.
Sorry but she’s a creep. What sort of safeguarding ATTEMPT is that?!
People in my personal life that post photos of their children don’t splice them with questions asking about porn and telling me what their children are asking about.
You can search for keywords on instagram and stories will be part of the results. Some absolute weirdos will be searching for porn (because why censor the word, that’s really hard isn’t it Mel?) and they get Melanie’s account, loads of kids photos and Melanie in her underwear on there too. I don’t care if you show off yourself in your undies, but when you combine this with showing your children and telling personal stories about them I find it revolting. She’s a pedophile’s dream.
I’m so angry at the image she paints herself out to be because she makes no attempt at protecting those children except the smallest emoji over their poor little faces.
mama.llama.drama
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‘My IBS’ …. LOL just one of a list of literal diseases she’s lied about having. Dramatic little shite.
rattleprattle
Chatty Member
It’s also assuming that relationships and how her daughter behaves in relationships is going to be the most important thing she will teach her “ choose a Charlie” etc. Maybe her daughter would like to get a fantastic degree she can travel the world with and live a full independent life outside the blueprint of “find a man”. Maybe she could do a reel on introducing her daughter to “The Feminine Mystique” but it would involve reading a book without a cartoon on the front so I doubt Melanie would be able.
Jesus she’s such a throwback.
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Has she ever seen a movie that passed the Bechdel Test.
Jesus she’s such a throwback.
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Has she ever seen a movie that passed the Bechdel Test.
followed by a post about trad wives and asking for trad wife accounts 
Sazb64
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Listen, I'm all for free the nips....but them gals are COLD I'm in pain just seeing thisEven thisthere’s a reason why all the sheep have woolly coats.View attachment 2941975
hallandoatmilk
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Of course she’d wear a suit and of course it would be as close to white as possible without just wearing her own wedding dress. She is an absolute nightmare person.
Westeryonder21
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Why does she always pull that daft side smirk!? It is not cute.
rattleprattle
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He’ll have just barely turned 4. It’s recommended to leave them closer to five so they can better cope with the emotional and social aspects of school. It’s hard for a child that’s closer to three to sit still for five hours a day. On mainland Europe they generally don’t start till five at the earliest.
She’ll all for putting “what’s best developmentally according to studies “ front and centre till it becomes mildly inconvenient. He’ll cope fine with the educational side of it, (they generally do), but it has knock on effects down the line when he’s younger going to to secondary. Considering how emotionally immature she was and the effects that had on her you’d think she’d wait. But she needs to make more room in the flintstone sitting room for the next baby because once they stop breastfeeding they’re too much hassle for her. She really is one of those parents that only likes having babies, and not the actual child.
She’ll all for putting “what’s best developmentally according to studies “ front and centre till it becomes mildly inconvenient. He’ll cope fine with the educational side of it, (they generally do), but it has knock on effects down the line when he’s younger going to to secondary. Considering how emotionally immature she was and the effects that had on her you’d think she’d wait. But she needs to make more room in the flintstone sitting room for the next baby because once they stop breastfeeding they’re too much hassle for her. She really is one of those parents that only likes having babies, and not the actual child.