You sound like Donald Trump there
Oh wait ! they share the same narcissistic traits ..
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Oh wait ! they share the same narcissistic traits ..
I thought I was sick of her shoving her pasty ass stomach (I’m not calling it a baby bump, she’s been putting photos of her stomach up since she was 12 hours pregnant) in our faces,
Now we have the tits.
give it a rest Mélanie, your husband is more interested in his magnum like the rest of us.
Now we have the tits.
give it a rest Mélanie, your husband is more interested in his magnum like the rest of us.
On her stories last night I'm i the only one who thought her face was looking very thin like I do not mean this in a witch way but out of genuine concern at how gaunt she was looking
And her eyes...you really cannot fake happiness, even that's what she wants to present in public like "hey mortals, look at us! We are the #PowerCouple, #CoolCouple, #CoupleGoals and al the tacky and annoying hashtags she could use.
Super random but I reckon her and Thomas have huge raging arguments and a lot of them. Couples like them are all fake nice and loved up in public and on social media but have bad arguments on the regular in private. Seen it with friends and relatives in the past. Also with all of Melanie’s insecurities I reckon she’s a needy bish who starts arguments.
She's on Twitter right now giving out about prosthetic bumps in modelling campaigns. Someone said the health and safety of hiring pregnant woman was a reason for this. And Melanie comes out saying she's on her feet a lot of her pregnancy? IS SHE SERIOUS?
My friend is a nurse and pregnant, somehow, I'm guessing Melanies version off on her feet all day is vastly different to those who are actually on their feet all day while pregnant.
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My friend is a nurse and pregnant, somehow, I'm guessing Melanies version off on her feet all day is vastly different to those who are actually on their feet all day while pregnant.
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InstagramStory MelanieIsLyingInBedInHerPyjamasWhy tf does she have to have an opinion on everything is beyond me!!She's on Twitter right now giving out about prosthetic bumps in modelling campaigns. Someone said the health and safety of hiring pregnant woman was a reason for this. And Melanie comes out saying she's on her feet a lot of her pregnancy? IS SHE SERIOUS?
My friend is a nurse and pregnant, somehow, I'm guessing Melanies version off on her feet all day is vastly different to those who are actually on their feet all day while pregnant.
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What a hypocrite!! I think it’s her way of getting attention from brand to get hired for modeling clothes as a“preggo”. Also, who wants to bet she’s gonna live stream her calm magical power-surging birth?! 
Melanie said she's weighing herself every week and isn't happy about it at all. Do you have to weigh yourself every week yourself when you're pregnant? I thought you just got weighed at your doctors appointment and they would tell you if you're gaining too much/not enough for that stage of pregnancy.
Although she said on her stories last night that she is watching her weight so she isn't excluded from the midwife lead unit..and showed some of the exclusion criteria. So okay I suppose the weighing makes sense then but she didn't show all of the criteria because I just looked it up and surely Mels is already excluded. IF HER HEALTH ISSUES ARE REAL THAT IS!!!!! What the duck like what about her other "issues"......."gastrointestinal, endocrine, mental health........." or is it just a case that all her issues vanish as soon as it suits her like the alcoholism (lol), porn addiction, eating disorder etc. etc.
Although she said on her stories last night that she is watching her weight so she isn't excluded from the midwife lead unit..and showed some of the exclusion criteria. So okay I suppose the weighing makes sense then but she didn't show all of the criteria because I just looked it up and surely Mels is already excluded. IF HER HEALTH ISSUES ARE REAL THAT IS!!!!! What the duck like what about her other "issues"......."gastrointestinal, endocrine, mental health........." or is it just a case that all her issues vanish as soon as it suits her like the alcoholism (lol), porn addiction, eating disorder etc. etc.
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From what I remember you just get weighed at your booking in appointment and not throughout the pregnancy ....Yes I'm sure they'll vanish or be replaced by an even rarer condition
So sexual harassment is trending on twitter ....and you've guessed it she's going to be discussing her own experiences
is there anything this woman hasn't suffered from/experienced . She's either and unfortunate person or an unfortunate liar
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Oh frig me you'd probably find it's hard to find models who are late enough in their pregnancy like with a big enough bump who still want to work even model castings you're standing in a hallway for hours waiting to be called etc and there probably are dozens of other health and safety concernsShe's on Twitter right now giving out about prosthetic bumps in modelling campaigns. Someone said the health and safety of hiring pregnant woman was a reason for this. And Melanie comes out saying she's on her feet a lot of her pregnancy? IS SHE SERIOUS?
My friend is a nurse and pregnant, somehow, I'm guessing Melanies version off on her feet all day is vastly different to those who are actually on their feet all day while pregnant.
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Also props to your friend for working whilst pregnant because that is TRUELY amazing! But lying on your bed editing a few videos in shite leggings is not on your feet all day
You know that feeling when your acting dramatic and/or embellish a story (as a teen) and you check yourself later in life as an adult and cringe?..... It's like she NEVER had that progress and she just lies and lies and creates fables, ailments and life obstacles to ensure she casts the net wide enough to appeal to almost anyone online.
Also agree with previous poster who said they reckon Melanie and husband have blazing arguments.With her mentality and need for attention it's a definite. IMO shouldn't be getting married until you've truly loved yourself/at peace with who you really are. But I'm guessing with all her lies and attention seeking ways at 30, she still doesn't know who she is.
Also agree with previous poster who said they reckon Melanie and husband have blazing arguments.With her mentality and need for attention it's a definite. IMO shouldn't be getting married until you've truly loved yourself/at peace with who you really are. But I'm guessing with all her lies and attention seeking ways at 30, she still doesn't know who she is.
I don't even think she's come to accept she's going to be a mother soon. She seems to be pushing it aside and comes across as oblivious the baby's there until it gives her a kick or a nudge ,she's still too self absorbed . she bumps Thomas up with compliments to keep him keen ,not because she's overly fussed on him and she'll find it hard when she has to put the baby's needs before her own that's when the cracks will really begin to show. Bare in mind they're still a new couple they've only been together a couple of years, they don't even have a home set up and now they're adding a baby to the mix like Rafaela said her eyes give away the unhappiness she's feeling it must be sinking in she's fucked this up but it's too late to turn back now .
Sorry not sorry but they were not together long enough to get married. For the guts of the first year they saw each other every couple of weeks, then he moved back and they went between homes. Then marriage and only in the last few weeks living together and pregnant? The fools story of knowing him forever when she saw him here and there over the years - doesn't really mean you know him.. She's stuck now, stubborn and will stay even if it doesn't work because God forbid she doesn't have a picket fence, pilot Hubbie and the sacconejoly children 2.0.
What happened was she hit 30, wanted to tick all her boxes, and transition to mummy vlogger. Grabbed onto the ex builder now pilot extraordinaire. No doubt, not a shred of it, would she have looked at him twice if he didn't get his pilot licence.
Totally made up a PCOS scare to rush the baby too.
Knowing someone and living with them is a completely different thing .Like you say she's looking to fill the suburban housewife ideal, without wanting to be the suburban housewife (if that makes sense ) it's like another one of her made up scenario's that went to fast and to far ..Poor Mel
Sadly what Mel is doing isnt uncommon. Rush to tick all the boxes, husband, house, baby by or near enough to 30. Wake up in 5 to 10 years realise you've made a big mistake and get divorced.
I see this with friends who all of a sudden in their late 20s or early 30s find Mr Right and get married within a year or two and at no point seem particularly happy about the whole thing, going through the motions like they're in a race to get all the status symbol must haves
I see this with friends who all of a sudden in their late 20s or early 30s find Mr Right and get married within a year or two and at no point seem particularly happy about the whole thing, going through the motions like they're in a race to get all the status symbol must haves
I just find it mad how fast it all was, she mentioned a few weeks back that it was their third anniversary... I’m with my fella 8 years and while we had got pregnant a year in, it wasn’t exactly the most planned of circumstances, and we only got engaged this year! To be married before even moving in together properly seems ludicrous to me, no way to get to know each other PROPERLY. Like he’s probably still putting the seat down stage of honeymoon living together Best of luck when he forgets that clothes go IN the hamper, not beside the hamper, and you wind up bickering over whose turn it is to empty the dishwasher because you’ve not managed to work that stuff out!
Best of luck when he forgets that clothes go IN the hamper, not beside the hamper, and you wind up bickering over whose turn it is to empty the dishwasher because you’ve not managed to work that stuff out!So true.. also noticed for someone who advocates healthy eating, all her meals come out of packets. Nothing is cooked from scratch or freshly prepared.I just find it mad how fast it all was, she mentioned a few weeks back that it was their third anniversary... I’m with my fella 8 years and while we had got pregnant a year in, it wasn’t exactly the most planned of circumstances, and we only got engaged this year! To be married before even moving in together properly seems ludicrous to me, no way to get to know each other PROPERLY. Like he’s probably still putting the seat down stage of honeymoon living together
Yes the" floor robe " is a big thing in our house tooI just find it mad how fast it all was, she mentioned a few weeks back that it was their third anniversary... I’m with my fella 8 years and while we had got pregnant a year in, it wasn’t exactly the most planned of circumstances, and we only got engaged this year! To be married before even moving in together properly seems ludicrous to me, no way to get to know each other PROPERLY. Like he’s probably still putting the seat down stage of honeymoon living together
we waited 9yrs before we had kids ,had our own place and settled .I couldn't have rushed into things like her. If they make it to " the seven year itch " they'll be doing well ..a). She has talked about it PLENTY on her YouTube. Obviously she reads here when people call her out on her exaggerations/bullshit
b). Anyone notice how she has suddenly started calling her first book “For teens” any chance she gets? It’s obviously because it was even shittier than her fiction book and she doesn’t want people to call her a ‘bad writer’ (
) so she justifies it by saying but oooohhh my first book is for teens. Why would teens want to consume your dumb content and how the duck is her biography a GUIDE or a help book for teens?!!!
b). Anyone notice how she has suddenly started calling her first book “For teens” any chance she gets? It’s obviously because it was even shittier than her fiction book and she doesn’t want people to call her a ‘bad writer’ (
) so she justifies it by saying but oooohhh my first book is for teens. Why would teens want to consume your dumb content and how the duck is her biography a GUIDE or a help book for teens?!!! Attachments
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