Megan Ellaby #7 her clothing line is U.G.L.Y, George ain't got no alibi

[EllsBellsWells]

I wonder if Megan had to have a smaller do because we still had some covid restrictions around that time (from memory)? That’s just me thinking optimistically though when the reality is they didn’t have enough people to invite to have it anywhere other than at Jimmy’s bar

Heartzeena didn’t have a massive wedding- about 30 people I think which is what Megan would have been allowed. I just don’t get happy wedding vibes off Megan’s day. I get the smug ‘tying down the guy I fancied as a teenager to shove down his exes throats even though he looks like a sack of spuds and still cheats on me’

 

[nogoodusernamesleft]

At least Soho House MCR will be providing a useful social service by corralling the local tosspots like the Ellabys all in one place, and making them easier to avoid.

 

[farmilfga]

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Honestly, this was the one that got me. Megan looks stunning here, and then Faye’s just… there.

 

[carousels]

First the houses, now Liverpool Jimmy’s…

 

[girl bye]

She’s sold THE dress

 

[Sea.poodle]

I’m 99% sure it was Faye I saw complaining about all her comments being “where is this from”, “where is that from”. I’m certain she posted about it and seemed annoyed that she spends so much time answering the same question

Omg it's literally her job 🫠🫠🫠🫠

 

[BillieR]

I can't deal with her finally posting that one AI "all eyes on Rafah" photo yesterday without even a caption, or link to a petition or charity donation page (only because she's been shamed into it) and then 15 stories today of her *dreamy* life without another mention.
It just shows how performative it was. Done her bit now she can move along

 

[pink_lemonade]

Size 10 for an oversized look

 

[carousels]

Louise M has put her eras tour outfit on tiktok I cringe for her!

lol

 

[littlemary26]

Louise’s mortgage application probs didn’t go through

Good lord this has killed me

 

[nittygrittyditty91]

The hairdressers took that picture down. I think she regretted it.

 

[graceanatomy]

Yes it's so ridiculously annoying/tone deaf to see all the influencers like "ima put my 'out of office' on now, wooooo finally a break!! I haven't had one for so long!" Like, when your work days consist of facials, manicures, buying clothes, taking selfies and being on ACTUAL holidays staying in luxury hotels getting served breakfast in bed while posting a few pics on Instagram, then your whole life is a break.

 

[nogoodusernamesleft]

Faye and Megan (usually) are the living embodiment of ‘is she stylish or is she thin?’

 

[carousels]

Speaking of her spending… have we seen the Chanel since she bought it?

I don’t think so but you know full well it'll pop up on Tiktok over the next few days now!

Does anyone else think the Liverpool Jimmy's closing is all very sudden? They've announced it with just a week's notice and seemingly without notifying Burgerism or any of the bands they had booked first? Feels like there's more to it

 

[Lolakx]

Guys guys guys. Megan’s stalker Louise M did a TikTok where she went for lunch at Croma before ‘viewing a house nearby’…IYKYK

 

[Kylied31]

Who puts so much thought into an outfit to build a snowman in your front garden? To actually change the boots because “she hated them”. You’re fucking building a snowman not strutting down a catwalk.

 

[ejej123]

Picking up clothes and selling them on for mostly unaffordable prices for ++profit, how dreamy

 

[littlemary26]

She needs to stop being in denial and size up in some of them dresses on her latest reel xx

It’s the fact she says this is a perfect fit, I know full well how uncomfortable that will feel, right on your ribs and over your stomach and the zip isn’t even fully up! Just get a bigger size

 

[carousels]

Why is he wearing my dad’s grass-cutting outfit

 

[Swipeupyouguys]

Did Geroge melt over lockdown or something. Wtf happened to his face, he went from reasonably good looking (but nothing near what he thought he was imo) to a melted David Cameron look a like in a few short years.

Spoiler: George's evolution

These are some photos from the river island campaign he did with Megan, through to the wedding photos, which should be as flattering, if not more so. He eyes seem to be slipping down his face and he cheeks are melting and sliding. That plus the begging of jowls. Megan looks mostly the same and while never a classic beauty (like her idol alexa chung) always seemed to make the best of what she had / has.