Matt Hancock #2 Team Martha & Olly!

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I think you could be right. Apologies to @Gym&Tonic. I didn't mean to hijack your thread.
I'm all for something that will bring a smile to the face of DCI Cassie Stuart...even if it is rumpy pumpy with Bercow...but come to think about it, she's dead so even he couldn't manage that! Order, order!
 
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Back on topic. Matt is back on social media and looking very healthy and trim I must say. A great advert for quitting a very stressful job and having loads of sex with your fancy woman
As Shrek says "Working hard or hardly working.
 
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I'm finding this thread very sexist and demeaning, so in order to bring myself down to all of you, here is the ex-MP I fancy the most. Heidi Allen.
 
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I am hetro, but I would shag Heidi any day of the week rather than Bercow and Hancock.
 
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Slightly tangentally, but health briefings so vaguely related - just to prove the world couldn't get any stranger, Nicki Minaj is a new convert to the appeal of Chris Whitty after he refuted her tweet about her cousin's friend in Trinidad's testicles swelling up...

 
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Tbh I think it's just the suits that are driving you lot to this heightened state of sexual arousal. Perfectly normal and nothing to be ashamed of....


 
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Tbh I think it's just the suits that are driving you lot to this heightened state of sexual arousal.
Oh I don’t know. Have you see the photos of Matt in just his shorts on the beach in Cornwall? That hairy chest though!
 
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