Mason Mount

[calmyourritas]

And ive got the ick.

But…

 

[RoseBush23]

I feel like a bad women as I’m 29 and he is only 22 but does anyone else find him dreamy?!?

 

[calmyourritas]

 

[Timefortea93]

The difference for me between jack and Mason is woth jack it's a one night stand but mason he's the real deal I would have his babies

 

[Scuffed]

I spend an inappropriate amount of time thinking about this man.

 

[WilmaHun]

I'd like Jack Grealish to first break my heart, and then Mason Mount to mend it

 

[PunkRocker]

I spend an inappropriate amount of time thinking about this man.

Gorgeous. In my mind, he'd be really sweet and attentive but with a surprising dirty side. He'd make you a cup of tea afterwards

 

[calmyourritas]

Mason is mega fit but he looks a LOT like one of my exes so I can’t fully get on board.

Jack Grealish though

Any chance I can get your exes number?

 

[PunkRocker]

Think we should show Mason the love he deserves! We're going wild on the Grealish thread but I think we're sleeping on Mount and it's a bloody liberty!

 

[calmyourritas]

Definitely! There's only so long you can bang on about it to real friends before they think you're a horny nutcase!

I’m pretty sure I’ve passed that point with both my real life and online friends

 

[calmyourritas]

My ovaries have exploded

 

[calmyourritas]

Hmmm

 

[calmyourritas]

Well you all asked

 

[Scuffed]

Oh my god. My reputation on this site is just as a thirsty, horny bugger.

The Euros have done wonders for my sex life, hubby can’t believe his luck!

 

[Scuffed]

Help! Hubby just came to bed and asked to quickly use my phone! Panic! He checked something on YouTube and asked “Babe, why is ‘Mason Mount getting angry’ in your search history?!” Abort! Abort! Deny Deny Deny!

 

[calmyourritas]

I made the mistake of reading the thread when I’m at my in laws

 

[calmyourritas]

I bet you do

 

[Scuffed]

LMAO he’s so gentle yet also daddy is a mood and so accurate

‘He’s so gentle but also daddy’ has to be our next thread title!!

 

[Scuffed]

Damn this has me feeling all kinds of ways His arms!

 

[calmyourritas]

I’m thinking very inappropriate thoughts right now