Mason Mount

[PunkRocker]

I’m going to treat myself for surviving the 6 weeks hols with 3 hormonal teenagers, a husband whose idea of helping me out around the house is shutting a door, and a cat who has taken to bringing home every conceivable bird/rodent/insect in various states of decapitation!

I think I'll just treat myself because I don't wake up each morning with Mason's boner in my back (insert other areas as appropriate) and that's very stressful for me

 

[calmyourritas]

I saw a caption on TikTok that said “Mason Mount isn’t a dentist but he can give me a filling anytime” and I thought huh, so accurate 🥲

 

[PunkRocker]

My research is ongoing!

I need to know what your excuse was

Not a lot I could say, he knows me too well Plus apparently I keep mentioning his name at every opportunity Clearly I’d be shit at having an affair IRL
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I've been so vocal about JG that my growing Mason love is going right under the radar it'll be a perfect decoy when we finally meet and are banging like a barn door in a thunderstorm

 

[calmyourritas]

Someone going to sned me pics of the game lol I don’t have sky sports

Don’t worry, I got your back!

 

[Popfizz]

He’s almost too pure, I want some real dirty dirt on him part of JG’s appeal is his ‘bad boy’ image. Mason seems lovely…. I hope he isn’t lovely when it comes to the bedroom though.

 

[calmyourritas]

I love them all big and veiny. Oh sorry we're talking about arms, I thought we were talking about something else

I’d be happy to take one for the team to clarify if it’s big and veiny and report back

 

[Scuffed]

Good morning ladies, it is with a heavy heart that I have to announce that I may have to leave this thread. Please no judgement. Last night the unthinkable happened and it may take me some time to get over it. Last night I cheated on Mason. There, I said it. Last night my brain, with neither my permission nor my consent, conspired for me to have filthy, delicious, mind blowing sex with………. Kyle f@*king Walker! Where the f@*k did that come from? I feel dirty but I must confess, I rather liked it (does that make me a bad person?). I’m praying that it was a one off, a mistake.

Mason you will always have my heart, but damn boy post some new content before I end up f@*king all your teammates

 

[throwmeaway]

I feel we all made need to go on some kind of training camp and potentially work our way through the England team, finessing our ball handling skills Just a thought (that hopefully becomes a dream tonight )

I thought you were going to say we all need to go on a sexual harassment course

 

[calmyourritas]

Good morning everyone apart from people who don’t fancy MM x

 

[Tabbytiger]

I’d be happy to take one for the team and find out

 

[PunkRocker]

Submitting this for Monday Morning Mason content

 

[Scuffed]

Right ladies, I’ll just leave this with you until this evening

 

[Scuffed]

Attention ladies

This is not a drill! It happened! It’s finally f@*king happened!! Mason and his boner spent the night with me!

There was neck kissing, there was eye contact, he was topless and there was immensely satisfying D action - bizarrely all taking place in my in-laws conservatory but f@*k it that made it even hotter! Ladies put a fork (dick) in me, I’m done!

 

[PunkRocker]

I just thought Christ I hope his sister isn’t a tattler and has read how much we all wanna rail him

I hope she is and she can tell him what a lovely bunch we are and that him and his girthy penis will be very well-serviced if he gets in touch with us!

 

[RoseBush23]

And ive got the ick.

 

[PunkRocker]

I've just made myself laugh remembering the bit in Bridget Jones' Diary when she answers the phone and says 'Bridget Jones, wanton sex goddess with a very bad man between her thighs!'
That would be me if I was Mrs Mason Mount

 

[PunkRocker]

He’s almost too pure, I want some real dirty dirt on him part of JG’s appeal is his ‘bad boy’ image. Mason seems lovely…. I hope he isn’t lovely when it comes to the bedroom though.

I think he's definitely got moves. All the dancing and sticking his tongue out and licking his lips, what a tease!

Thank you for spicy new content Mason

 

[PunkRocker]

Here's one I haven't seen before

 

[calmyourritas]

Our boy looks goooooood

 

[calmyourritas]

You are definitely this threads MVP!

Oh stop

Some more pictures incoming for your boner dreams