Mason Mount #54 Daddy’s looking like Flynn Rider, it’s making our legs spread wider (sorry Tony)

[Chani10]

I got distracted. What was I looking for?



Also, I love that he has more couple photos with Jule on ig than with Sophia

 

[calmyourritas]

So i'm 22, but I only sleep with men who are 30 or older, so can I be an honorary elder?

Which leads me to my question, how old was the oldest person you slept with, and how old were you at the time?

I dated and slept with a 32 year old when I was 22… I enjoyed myself… I thought it was fine, unfortunately my mother and also the mother of his child did not.

He was also my best friend at the time’s brother but that’s a whole other story.

 

[Isanythingrealanymore]

I think Mason would be able to sniff out a user though. He’s wise enough to work out who’s genuine and those who aren’t

**cough** NPB **cough**

 

[Chani10]

Congratulations Kepa is on my list

Using the birth of my niece to try to soften the blow of stealing one of my men...wow

 

[Smca53]

Yeah I’ve had a think… there’s quite a few of them to think about, I had a hoe phase okay

7 years older is the biggest gap and 7 years younger too! I slept with a 19 year old when I was 26 #pweirdo

I’ve never really had a proper hoe phase (due to lack of confidence more than lack of hoe-ness) but I think I can feel one coming on

 

[Isanythingrealanymore]

The belt around the neck guy, to this day is still one of the best I’ve had.

My northern girls will probably know of Bredbury Hall, I know Geraldine does.

So I was actually interested in his friend and he was trying to tell me he was going to ruin me and my mate went, you’ve got no chance pal she’ll eat you alive.
Then his friend ‘Brian’ who was only a couple years older than me. Unfortunate name for a guy in his 20s but he looked the spitting image of Aitch, decides he’s having me instead.

It was like 50 shades of grey on steroids. I woke up bruised, I felt like I’d been battered (in a good way) it was fantastic!

& he had the most perfect penis.
Whoever he marrys is a very lucky lady.

Giiiirl track that man down!!!

 

[Isanythingrealanymore]

Happy wet Wednesday btw all hope you’re all ok. Hope poor noodly mase survives the cold temperatures…. He’s not built for below zero!! Poor lad was wearing his puffer coat and gloves in august!

 

[Eden246]

So i'm 22, but I only sleep with men who are 30 or older, so can I be an honorary elder?

Which leads me to my question, how old was the oldest person you slept with, and how old were you at the time?

Mr E is actually my toy boy (only one year younger, not nine) and the only sausage I’ve ever sampled! What a thrilling little life Eden leads

 

[PunkRocker]

I've gone with Big T's personality in Mason’s body because unless he's going to wife me, it's only his body that I'm interested in

 

[cherryshade123]

Here is the long-awaited part 2! Quick recap: you and Harry had sex but then he made a rude comment about your odour. So you go to the doctor, but have you finally met your dream man?? Read to find out
Warning: Side affects may include wetness, being turned on, flooding, frequenting care homes to find a sexy old man

 

[kria]

This is hypnotic… ‍

I’ve just managed to avert my eyes from Mase and his thrusting to notice Reece in the background of this… look how excited he is

 

[kria]

I think that’s mild to what Debs will do. You’re crazy to go after her man

She ain’t sharing that top notch jollop with anyone

 

[keylimepie]

Morning all! Still traumatised by last nights question Hope you all have a fabulous day.

 

[Scuffed]

My Dias reaction folder is becoming impressive.

Well done mini scuffed, you’ve worked out ya mother loves Walker. Good for you lad.
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I suppose me shouting out “I love you Kyle” every time he has the ball was going to give the game away sooner or later

 

[jflurker93]

I had to prove myself right
The badge
But the two bottom halves of the cup are different

 

[jflurker93]

Staring at my new background for the foreseeable

I’ve still not done my xmas tree either…

Genuinely think my fella hasn’t dared to ask me. When I found out his was only 5 I was like

I remember when I got with my boyfriend at 18 and I was on 5 and he was mortified at that even though it was the same amount as him

He’d have a cardiac arrest now… I’ve genuinely lost count
It’s not over 100 I don’t think, that’s all I know.

 

[Chani10]

Will this new thread stop the madness? TBD.
Thanks for the recap @jflurker93 but you almost gave me a heart attack at the mention of G*ggs. It was Neville

 

[Rodney2208]

Here is the long-awaited part 2! Quick recap: you and Harry had sex but then he made a rude comment about your odour. So you go to the doctor, but have you finally met your dream man?? Read to find out
Warning: Side affects may include wetness, being turned on, flooding, frequenting care homes to find a sexy old man

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[Scuffed]

Me to Pep when I saw the line up.

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I just said to my son if he wants to go through his essay with me he needs to do it before KO - his response was I only want to watch it to see Walker’s fat backside running around. He can now proof read his own fucking essay. And he’s NOT FAT

 

[Scuffed]