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SmoochL
Chatty Member
Omg my first request! Just for you, I will make part 3 and also personalise it. It's the season of giving
cherryshade123
Chatty Member
I should start watermarking my fanfiction incase anyone tries to steal it and pass it off as their own
calmyourritas
VIP Member
For gods sake… I go to work for one day and everyone’s got new avatars!!!! I DONT RECOGNISE Y’ALL
keylimepie
VIP Member
Good Morning All! Wishing you all a fabulous Wet Wednesday!! Let’s hope Noodle doesn’t get too cold in the Russian weather!
Smca53
VIP Member
Just to expand on this as I’ve given it a lot of thought (as I do with everything FBC related, and rarely with anything work related)
Ronaldo
is probably a contender. But like in a murdery way, rather than a sex way.I could see Reecey being a dark horse that’s in to it - mainly because he doesn’t want to have to make conversation?
And Timbo is obviously in to this sort of thing…
Scuffed
VIP Member
I was having a wank over Alex Ferguson if you must know
Suder34
VIP Member
35 in may ! Crack out the tenna lady and the Zimmer frameI’ll be 35 in January and I’m well and truly in retirement complex territory
Tell your mother in law to get fuckedI love you scuffed!!!
Here you go @calmyourritas
amzi
VIP Member
Mason will provide the goods to cheer you up!Evening everyone! I’ve had a truly shitty Wednesday. I’ve caught the office cold, work has been shit so I’m making a carbonara for tea and eating all of the carbs
Rodney2208
VIP Member
I feel now is the time to go and do some work…. And also because we’ve not had the advent calendar yetOh dear god, I’m dreading your answer to this…
jflurker93
VIP Member
Yeah I’ve had a think… there’s quite a few of them to think about, I had a hoe phase okay 
7 years older is the biggest gap and 7 years younger too! I slept with a 19 year old when I was 26
#pweirdo
7 years older is the biggest gap and 7 years younger too! I slept with a 19 year old when I was 26
#pweirdo
StephenTJackson
VIP Member
Who cares.
I'm still two open holes for Mason and Declan to spit roast me in a piece of best friend bonding for them.
QueenL
VIP Member
Morning everyone! Happy matchday! Hope we get content, and he looks great despite the 100 layers he is going to wear!
No, this is a joke at this point, I was so focused on the base that I didn't look for other mistakes, but this is actually awful. Imagine paying and I don't think Mason is going to the cheapest one he could find and coming home to discover all of that!
@irishgal2013 hope you and the little one are feeling a bit better today!
@Geraldine.20.jobs and @MrsGrealish are you ok??? We miss you!
Thank god he decided to change the hairstyle! He looks waaaaay better now!I know I’ve been simping for him hard, and he looks a bit like he should be in a fast & furious film on this pic but it’s an old pic so i’ll let him off, but when I tell you I nearly fell over when I saw it
Mason next time you’re doing hip thrusts I want this please
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Happy to hear you are feeling better today
Morning!
After looking at the new tattoo longer than I can admit, I've found another mistake.
The bits I've circled are edges of the trophy but the dragon has curled round the front of the trophy at this point so you shouldn't be able to see it.
I still love it but now this is getting on my nerves. I might DM him.
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No, this is a joke at this point, I was so focused on the base that I didn't look for other mistakes, but this is actually awful. Imagine paying and I don't think Mason is going to the cheapest one he could find and coming home to discover all of that!
@irishgal2013 hope you and the little one are feeling a bit better today!
@Geraldine.20.jobs and @MrsGrealish are you ok??? We miss you!
We're all mad paranoidYou’re killing me
literally running to search previous posts
calmyourritas
VIP Member
I’ve reached a new low. Mr Rita has just walked in on me shovelling pickled onions straight out the jar into my fat gin 
edit - I mean gob. I wish I had a gin.
edit - I mean gob. I wish I had a gin.
This might have started the ick not going to lie. That long fingernail
jflurker93
VIP Member
I didn’t need the petrol money, and you can never have too many orgasms#UBER
I adore you so much
