Same! There would be some terrible stuff out there!
Same! There would be some terrible stuff out there!I’m so glad I was slutty before camera phones…
Explains why you write such epic filth!!I was bad. So bad. From about 21-25 and then last year I had a couple of bad months again but I blame that on going through a rough time so
Friday & Saturday nights most weekends at one point.
I’ve double dipped in one night.
Gone through whole groups of friends.
I’ve met parents the next day.
Grandparents the next day.
Kids walking in on us.
The toe / foot situation.
Belts around the neck with a stranger in a hotel (probably not very wise but thankfully he wasn’t Ted Bundy)
Sex in the sea in Ibiza.
Fumbles on a hotel balcony that got filmed so if I ever become an instahoe that would surface.
Used to meet a guy that wanted lifts home from City and he used to eat me out on the backseat a payment#UBER
Thankfully I have sorted my life out
https://giphy.com/3oFzlUThksB7Atw3L2I didn’t need the petrol money, and you can never have too many orgasms
Loving all the reminiscing this afternoon!I’ve never really had a proper hoe phase (due to lack of confidence more than lack of hoe-ness) but I think I can feel one coming on
Life motto right thereI didn’t need the petrol money, and you can never have too many orgasms
On behalf of Benjamin James Chilwell I object to the wording “Tink phase”Loving all the reminiscing this afternoon!
I had a 22 year old boyfriend when I was 16 (if Mason had a 16 year old girlfriend now, I would simply pass away) I thought I was the coolest person ever, he was an absolute prick but it took me 18 months to see it. (He has a kid now that they named my name & I still find it weird.)
then when I was 18 I worked at butlins for 6 months, had an absolute “tink phase” literally different people every night, people who would be on their holidays stay for a few days and then go homenumerous infections and antibiotics, couldn’t tell you who any of them were but there were so many I left after 6 months for the sake of my sanity and my life
then met mr I a few months before my 19th birthday, moved in with him 3 weeks later. And here we are
Life motto right there
But look at it as experience for your excellent smut writingI was bad. So bad. From about 21-25 and then last year I had a couple of bad months again but I blame that on going through a rough time so
Friday & Saturday nights most weekends at one point.
I’ve double dipped in one night.
Gone through whole groups of friends.
I’ve met parents the next day.
Grandparents the next day.
Kids walking in on us.
The toe / foot situation.
Belts around the neck with a stranger in a hotel (probably not very wise but thankfully he wasn’t Ted Bundy)
Sex in the sea in Ibiza.
Fumbles on a hotel balcony that got filmed so if I ever become an instahoe that would surface.
Used to meet a guy that wanted lifts home from City and he used to eat me out on the backseat a payment#UBER
Thankfully I have sorted my life out
https://giphy.com/XdDBcVRzNKbsxy4sQeI’m so glad I was slutty before camera phones…
I was far too drunk on Saturday and was chatting to these lads who were like 24. I mean I’m not surprised because I apparently only fancy minors. (I wouldn’t cheat on Phil don’t worry okLoving all the reminiscing this afternoon!
I had a 22 year old boyfriend when I was 16 (if Mason had a 16 year old girlfriend now, I would simply pass away) I thought I was the coolest person ever, he was an absolute prick but it took me 18 months to see it. (He has a kid now that they named my name & I still find it weird.)
then when I was 18 I worked at butlins for 6 months, had an absolute “tink phase” literally different people every night, people who would be on their holidays stay for a few days and then go homenumerous infections and antibiotics, couldn’t tell you who any of them were but there were so many I left after 6 months for the sake of my sanity and my life
then met mr I a few months before my 19th birthday, moved in with him 3 weeks later. And here we are
Life motto right there
I love me a bit of tink…. But truth hurts BenjaminOn behalf of Benjamin James Chilwell I object to the wording “Tink phase”
Lmao this is me too… I will talk to ANYONE when I’m drunk it’s a real problemI was far too drunk on Saturday and was chatting to these lads who were like 24. I mean I’m not surprised because I apparently only fancy minors. (I wouldn’t cheat on Phil don’t worry okwe’ll except for Mason) and I was stroking one of the guys hair as he had CURTAIN HAIR!!!
Then my friend sent me this and I am oblivious. Ps the curtain hair guy if neither of these
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Excellent experience for the smut tho- my wildness only extends to mr Australia on the bar On holiday ( he ran the bar) goodness knows how I didn’t catch somethingI was bad. So bad. From about 21-25 and then last year I had a couple of bad months again but I blame that on going through a rough time so
Friday & Saturday nights most weekends at one point.
I’ve double dipped in one night.
Gone through whole groups of friends.
I’ve met parents the next day.
Grandparents the next day.
Kids walking in on us.
The toe / foot situation.
Belts around the neck with a stranger in a hotel (probably not very wise but thankfully he wasn’t Ted Bundy)
Sex in the sea in Ibiza.
Fumbles on a hotel balcony that got filmed so if I ever become an instahoe that would surface.
Used to meet a guy that wanted lifts home from City and he used to eat me out on the backseat a payment#UBER
Thankfully I have sorted my life out
Giiiirl track that man down!!!The belt around the neck guy, to this day is still one of the best I’ve had.
My northern girls will probably know of Bredbury Hall, I know Geraldine does.
So I was actually interested in his friend and he was trying to tell me he was going to ruin me and my mate went, you’ve got no chance pal she’ll eat you alive.
Then his friend ‘Brian’ who was only a couple years older than me. Unfortunate name for a guy in his 20s but he looked the spitting image of Aitch, decides he’s having me instead.
It was like 50 shades of grey on steroids. I woke up bruised, I felt like I’d been battered (in a good way) it was fantastic!
& he had the most perfect penis.
Whoever he marrys is a very lucky lady.
MARRY HIMThe belt around the neck guy, to this day is still one of the best I’ve had.
My northern girls will probably know of Bredbury Hall, I know Geraldine does.
So I was actually interested in his friend and he was trying to tell me he was going to ruin me and my mate went, you’ve got no chance pal she’ll eat you alive.
Then his friend ‘Brian’ who was only a couple years older than me. Unfortunate name for a guy in his 20s but he looked the spitting image of Aitch, decides he’s having me instead.
It was like 50 shades of grey on steroids. I woke up bruised, I felt like I’d been battered (in a good way) it was fantastic!
& he had the most perfect penis.
Whoever he marrys is a very lucky lady.
why haven’t you married him?!!!!The belt around the neck guy, to this day is still one of the best I’ve had.
My northern girls will probably know of Bredbury Hall, I know Geraldine does.
So I was actually interested in his friend and he was trying to tell me he was going to ruin me and my mate went, you’ve got no chance pal she’ll eat you alive.
Then his friend ‘Brian’ who was only a couple years older than me. Unfortunate name for a guy in his 20s but he looked the spitting image of Aitch, decides he’s having me instead.
It was like 50 shades of grey on steroids. I woke up bruised, I felt like I’d been battered (in a good way) it was fantastic!
& he had the most perfect penis.
Whoever he marrys is a very lucky lady.
https://giphy.com/QCJFiJfnDCdFa84sLGLmao this is me too… I will talk to ANYONE when I’m drunk it’s a real problem
Yeah so imma need that number.......The belt around the neck guy, to this day is still one of the best I’ve had.
My northern girls will probably know of Bredbury Hall, I know Geraldine does.
So I was actually interested in his friend and he was trying to tell me he was going to ruin me and my mate went, you’ve got no chance pal she’ll eat you alive.
Then his friend ‘Brian’ who was only a couple years older than me. Unfortunate name for a guy in his 20s but he looked the spitting image of Aitch, decides he’s having me instead.
It was like 50 shades of grey on steroids. I woke up bruised, I felt like I’d been battered (in a good way) it was fantastic!
& he had the most perfect penis.
Whoever he marrys is a very lucky lady.
My friends must hate me because I always leave them for hours and hoursLmao this is me too… I will talk to ANYONE when I’m drunk it’s a real problem
Genuinely think my fella hasn’t dared to ask me. When I found out his was only 5 I was likeI had one, when I think back I cringe massively!I then had two serious relationships then met Mr R, I remember having “the chat” and it was more than a bit awkward, so I shaved a few off to make it seem better
https://giphy.com/YLHwkqayc1j7a
I remember when I got with my boyfriend at 18 and I was on 5 and he was mortified at that even though it was the same amount as himGenuinely think my fella hasn’t dared to ask me. When I found out his was only 5 I was like
https://giphy.com/3ohs7KViF6rA4aan5u
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