I’ve never really had a proper hoe phase (due to lack of confidence more than lack of hoe-ness) but I think I can feel one coming onYeah I’ve had a think… there’s quite a few of them to think about, I had a hoe phase okay
7 years older is the biggest gap and 7 years younger too! I slept with a 19 year old when I was 26#pweirdo
Oh same… from 16 to 18 there were a lot of (usually drunken) very brief fumbles… I wasn’t too sure what the fuss was about back thenTo be honest at 15 I probably thought this was as good as it gets. Thankfully Mr Scuffed brought the quality
I got my hopes up when I read “you and Harry have just had sex”
Is it wrong that I didn’t find this one quite as grim as the others? I was expecting worse
I have zero confidence but I used to drink a lotI’ve never really had a proper hoe phase (due to lack of confidence more than lack of hoe-ness) but I think I can feel one coming on
I may be blind as a bat, but I thought I could spot some
So I saved the photos and changed the brilliance etc ….
TA DAAAAAA
Really in the mood for a hotdog right now!
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Don’t forget there’s a part 2 coming…Is it wrong that I didn’t find this one quite as grim as the others? I was expecting worse
I was bad. So bad. From about 21-25 and then last year I had a couple of bad months again but I blame that on going through a rough time soI’ve never really had a proper hoe phase (due to lack of confidence more than lack of hoe-ness) but I think I can feel one coming on
#UBER
Would you like to go to the doctor with Y/N?Is it wrong that I didn’t find this one quite as grim as the others? I was expecting worse
Would you like to go to the doctor with Y/N?
I had one, when I think back I cringe massively!I’ve never really had a proper hoe phase (due to lack of confidence more than lack of hoe-ness) but I think I can feel one coming on
I then had two serious relationships then met Mr R, I remember having “the chat” and it was more than a bit awkward, so I shaved a few off to make it seem better #UBERI was bad. So bad. From about 21-25 and then last year I had a couple of bad months again but I blame that on going through a rough time so
Friday & Saturday nights most weekends at one point.
I’ve double dipped in one night.
Gone through whole groups of friends.
I’ve met parents the next day.
Grandparents the next day.
Kids walking in on us.
The toe / foot situation.
Belts around the neck with a stranger in a hotel (probably not very wise but thankfully he wasn’t Ted Bundy)
Sex in the sea in Ibiza.
Fumbles on a hotel balcony that got filmed so if I ever become an instahoe that would surface.
Used to meet a guy that wanted lifts home from City and he used to eat me out on the backseat a payment
Thankfully I have sorted my life out
Should have kept my mouth shutDon’t forget there’s a part 2 coming…
What are you insinuating Cherry?Would you like to go to the doctor with Y/N?
I’m so glad I was slutty before camera phones…I was bad. So bad. From about 21-25 and then last year I had a couple of bad months again but I blame that on going through a rough time so
Friday & Saturday nights most weekends at one point.
I’ve double dipped in one night.
Gone through whole groups of friends.
I’ve met parents the next day.
Grandparents the next day.
Kids walking in on us.
The toe / foot situation.
Belts around the neck with a stranger in a hotel (probably not very wise but thankfully he wasn’t Ted Bundy)
Sex in the sea in Ibiza.
Fumbles on a hotel balcony that got filmed so if I ever become an instahoe that would surface.
Used to meet a guy that wanted lifts home from City and he used to eat me out on the backseat a payment
Thankfully I have sorted my life out
I didn’t need the petrol money, and you can never have too many orgasms#UBER
I adore you so much
I had a slight hoe phase when I split up with my first boyfriend of 5 years and moved to wales but it wasn’t anything to scream about. I found out Phils past and was violently sickI’ve never really had a proper hoe phase (due to lack of confidence more than lack of hoe-ness) but I think I can feel one coming on
