FBC PARTTTTY!!!6 of us so far! If that doesn’t qualify for a birthday message from mase himself I don’t know what does.
@QueenL
@SmoochL
@GGina
@nellyloz123
@Rodney2208
& me
Mason, we’re ready.
https://giphy.com/YcLorQZbPI4Ks
I agree with you! At the grand age of 33 (all the threes, dirty kneesI should qualify for one every year as I’m over 30. Bit like when you reach 100 and get a telegram from the Queen
Well I’m even older than that so I think he should just marry me, I need to be taken care of…I agree with you! At the grand age of 33 (all the threes, dirty knees) I feel that I am deserving of a most special gift!
Fair enough, perhaps then he can divorce you and trade you in for a slightly younger modelWell I’m even older than that so I think he should just marry me, I need to be taken care of…
https://giphy.com/hFfRuwFmCxIdgzxc3j
Or you could just wait for me to die…Fair enough, perhaps then he can divorce you and trade you in for a slightly younger model
Love that ‘angel’ is in inverted commas. You know@Scuffed you are a woman after my own heart. Don’t talk to me at school. Don’t WhatsApp me and don’t tell me about how amazing your ‘angel’ is doing at school. I don’t give a hoot, Karen
I’m sure @StephenTJackson could come up with a question or two…what are we asking?
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Not your subconcious also rejecting MaddersMorning Gang!
I had the most weirdest dream, I seemed to have gone back in time 5 years and was travelling round India (a trip I did with Mr R) and I knew exactly where we were but I was there with Mase, Chilly, Dec and Madders I can’t remember the exact ins and outs but there was traditional dancing and I seemed to be having a secret thing with Chilly, Dec and Mase Lauren then turned up with some bitchy friends on a TukTuk and started complaining that it was too hot and her eyebrows were melting off Dec told her to stop being a pain and Madders took her side and they fucked off together.. then I woke up
He’d definitely find a use for those big hands…I’m sure @StephenTJackson could come up with a question or two…
Even in my dream, I was like WTF you doing here, I didn’t invite you!Not your subconcious also rejecting Madders
Probably not far off is it, you old codgerOr you could just wait for me to die…
Oh I’ll be clinging on to life for as long as possible if I’m married to Mase and he’s ‘taking care of me’ on a daily basis…Probably not far off is it, you old codger
Nope, i’m gonna sit on my bed and watch netflix all day nowCan someone please confirm that I’m not a terrible person if I don’t really do much work todayfor the second day in a row
That kinda depends on what your job isCan someone please confirm that I’m not a terrible person if I don’t really do much work todayfor the second day in a row
You’re not a terrible person, coz that would make me one tooCan someone please confirm that I’m not a terrible person if I don’t really do much work todayfor the second day in a row
Not at all. I’m once again doing the bare minimum. I’ve come down with the kids cold and my throat is killing me. Drinking far too much tea and had my second mince pie of the day for lunch. Going to call it a day soon before my other 2 get home. Going to send Mr Scuffed a pity text and see if he’ll pick up dinner on the way homeCan someone please confirm that I’m not a terrible person if I don’t really do much work todayfor the second day in a row
Oh dear god, I’m dreading your answer to this…So i'm 22, but I only sleep with men who are 30 or older, so can I be an honorary elder?
Which leads me to my question, how old was the oldest person you slept with, and how old were you at the time?
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