He’s got this for pudding; FBC specialityWonder what mase is having for tea
Don’t think I’d want that up my bum - even at Christmas! What a mess!
She’s making sure Mason eats all his peas up before he gets the Malteser PavlovaReckon Debs has done a roast
My face when Deb gets the Anal Teaser Pavlova out the freezerShe’s making sure Mason eats all his peas up before he gets the Malteser Pavlova
https://giphy.com/ckGndVa23sCk9pae4lWe’ve ordered a curry.
I’m going to turn into a madras at this rate.
Happy reading x
He’s dropping hints, get the lube outIs Phil lurking? He’s come back from the shop with these and I didn’t even ask….
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Why isn't this my life?!We’ve ordered a curry.
I’m going to turn into a madras at this rate.
Happy reading x
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Why is that not my life?????
It was perfect, you are an incredible writer @jflurker93 and reading your stories always make me happy
Loved innuendos, the dad jokes, the descriptions, all of it!!! Your photoshop skills
I could totally feel her insecurity regarding going public but him calming her nerves
So yeah, you didn't destroy my heart with sexiness, but you did it with feelings!
I hope you enjoy your dinner! You deserve it!
This is everythingWe’ve ordered a curry.
I’m going to turn into a madras at this rate.
Happy reading x
I don't know whether I'm more sad or angry that I'm not on a Winter Wonderland date and instead I've had an argument with Mr P over a shower curtain poleThis is everythingwhy did I get married, currently debating packing my bags and driving down the road to Cobham https://giphy.com/l1KVaj5UcbHwrBMqI
We’ve ordered a curry.
I’m going to turn into a madras at this rate.
Happy reading x
You’re in for a treat tonight, girl!Is Phil lurking? He’s come back from the shop with these and I didn’t even ask….
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No pudding unless you eat all your greens Mason Mount!!She’s making sure Mason eats all his peas up before he gets the Malteser Pavlova
I’m both, I went on a Winter wonderland date with Mr R toward the start of our relationship, the only comparison is that we had churrosI don't know whether I'm more sad or angry that I'm not on a Winter Wonderland date and instead I've had an argument with Mr P over a shower curtain pole
'You have to twist the middle so that it extends!'
'I know how a fucking curtain pole works, I'm not fucking thick!'
Cue him throwing the pole and storming off downstairs!
Based on the reviews so far, I don’t know if I’m emotionally stable enough to read this 🥲 I’ll enjoy it as bedtime reading!!We’ve ordered a curry.
I’m going to turn into a madras at this rate.
Happy reading x
Does anyone know how much a divorce costs?We’ve ordered a curry.
I’m going to turn into a madras at this rate.
Happy reading x
I’m not married yet and now I’m in no rush to set a date….Does anyone know how much a divorce costs?
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Approach this one with care Rita!I’m 100% not emotionally stable enough to read it yet @jflurker93
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