Mason Mount #51 Ice lollies or malteasers, we’d let Mason use anything to please us

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How dare he?! The audacity
He had the nerve to say that I only want to watch it so I can lust over Mason. I told him to get his facts straight. I’m also lusting over Havertz and Kepa. Clown.
 
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THAT is the look of a man who knows there’s a whole group of ladies and gents who want to have some anal teaser fun with him
Some of us only at Christmas, though

He had the nerve to say that I only want to watch it so I can lust over Mason. I told him to get his facts straight. I’m also lusting over Havertz and Kepa. Clown.
I'm sorry? You're after Kai as well?
 
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He had the nerve to say that I only want to watch it so I can lust over Mason. I told him to get his facts straight. I’m also lusting over Havertz and Kepa. Clown.
All whilst wishing bearded Benjamin was on the pitch
 
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I know I'm known for dragging us into the gutter. But for a change I just wanna say

He's just so beautiful, that beautiful smile just make my heart sing. And feel flutters in my stomach and he makes me smile when he smiles that big perfect smile. I just love him in all his stupid, dorky, adorable, sexiness. He has my heart!

This Christmas I'm giving my heart to someone special, he's called Mason Mount.
 
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Stephen… are you okay? Is this a cry for help?

https://giphy.com/l4Ho0At2UD2d7WyD6
 
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I've never wanted someone to play well and have a good game so much in my life. A goal would be lovely.
 
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https://giphy.com/ukGm72ZLZvYfS
 
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I think the commentator is a FBC member he’s proper licking Mason’s arse
Same in the West Ham game with Spicey. Mr R just came up to bring me tea (well trained!) and said the commentators were more in love with him than I was
 
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