Forgot to add those to the list, I knew there were moreI’ll never look at ham or baguettes in the same way either
I wonder if Mason would be proud of his fan club or not
Mason Mount #50 The Flap Fairy is on her way, Mase is rated 19th in the world - hooray!
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I wonder if Mason would be proud of his fan club or not
That sounds like a really tit bandOne of my uni mates had a mate from home who had some kind of sexual escapade with jam. She became known as Anal Jam from then on
Just be like me and admit all the weird things you've actually done yourself.
And on the revelation of me shoving and ice lolly up my bum, a weirdly enjoyable experience I will add, I'm off to bed to dream of Mason filling me up with his not so mini milk.
Wouldn't be surprised to find out there's a heavy metal band using that as their name, to be honest.That sounds like a really tit band
God I will never get tired of your brutal honesty I LOVE IT
We’re still waiting for you to own up to laying sex eggs
I'm scared you'll all think less of me if you know I'm the table-shitting-tuppence-egg-anal-jam deviantJust be like me and admit all the weird things you've actually done yourself.
And on the revelation of me shoving and ice lolly up my bum, a weirdly enjoyable experience I will add, I'm off to bed to dream of Mason filling me up with his not so mini milk.
Believe me, we couldn’t think any less of you than we already do…I'm scared you'll all think less of me if you know I'm the table-shitting-tuppence-egg-anal-jam deviant
Ooooop another @PunkRocker ”friend”One of my uni mates had a mate from home who had some kind of sexual escapade with jam. She became known as Anal Jam from then on
Believe me, we couldn’t think less of you than we already do…
I love this thread. So so much! 
Oh my god! How have we never thought of calling them ‘seggs’ - like how the tiktok teens spell sex on their weird videos!
I love that tonight was going to be a "let's watch a movie and relax" kind of night and it ended up with me laughing so hard I cried and dancing around the house listening to music I'm literally exhausted right now
I'm literally exhausted right now 
of course! He's like a proud Daddy when he checks in to see what kind of shithousery we've come up with today. He knows he would never be bored with any of usForgot to add those to the list, I knew there were more
I wonder if Mason would be proud of his fan club or not
And this ladies and gents is how we are at 50 threads 
Is anybody else a bit scared of @PunkRocker's friends?
who am I kidding, they would fit right in here
who am I kidding, they would fit right in here
of course! He's like a proud Daddy when he checks in to see what kind of shithousery we've come up with today. He knows he would never be bored with any of us
You know you’ve achieved something in life when you have a fan club like this!
I know! He posted a TikTok today and we spent about 5 seconds saying how tit it was that it was recycled content and then moved right along.And this ladies and gents is how we are at 50 threads
Your catI need to know what that is in German please!
just not sure about the chocolate being… there…. I had a bad experience with a mini milk lolly once so I’ve been put off (no it wasn’t up my bum
the tree is finally up hurrah! pic of the idiot Christmas cheese stealer for reference…
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One of my uni mates had a mate from home who had some kind of sexual escapade with jam. She became known as Anal Jam from then on
"Your mate" yeah, of course we believe you....
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