Mason Mount #50 The Flap Fairy is on her way, Mase is rated 19th in the world - hooray!

[Isanythingrealanymore]

Note to self, say no when @keylimepie passes you the celebrations

 

[Suder34]

Thank you everyone for the love! I was called a useless dickhead this morning by my lovely husband. Why? Because I put a cheese sandwich in his pack up rather than a ham one. Now you can see why he’s eternally in the bin.
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I’d tell him to make his own lunch- selfish arse
Now is not the time to say Mr S makes his and the boys lunches every day - I refuse

 

[Suder34]

Well I haven't had any break on me, but I imagine they could break, yes.


I suppose it depends. I actually quite enjoyed the weird cold feeling. But if you kept inserting more lollies I suppose it would hurt. Depends what you're in to as well, whether you enjoy the sensation or not.

I’ll be honest - nothing is going up my bum

 

[Bumblebee81]

and that his rectum gets poisoned so bad that he is unable to shit.

I'm really starting to worry about you @cherryshade123

 

[jflurker93]

@jflurker93 hope you’re doing ok and being waited on hand and foot. Hope you can enjoy the games later x

I actually am
Still waiting to hear from the DR but definitely calmed down a bit. Just hoping they don’t send me to hospital tbh I can’t be bothered sitting on an ECG to be told the same thing.

I had my dinner made for me, my dad brought me a hot water bottle before (I didn’t have the heart to tell him he didn’t fill it enough) and my mum has gone on the hunt for an advent calendar. Plus lots of drinks (no caffeine)!

They keep trying to cuddle me but I’m not really a hugger… I hate affection (unless it’s from a guy)
I’m like please stop I’m fine now I just got scared and cried

 

[izzy93]

At least photoshop him into a nice suit … ffs

 

[Isanythingrealanymore]

just rewatching masons TikTok’s…. Remember when he posted this and we lost our minds

What a time to be alive that was

 

[keylimepie]

Bets on the first to be seen wearing this?!
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Jack Grealish. He’s a walking hazard so needs the high viz!

 

[Suder34]

And to think there was a time where I nearly had the ick and left

 

[jflurker93]

No advent calendars to be found but she brought me these

 

[kria]

If I said I was crying at this would you judge me…

 

[Rodney2208]

My younger siblings collect Harry Potter merchandise. Can you imagine introduce someone like chilly to your family and them being “so what all that about then.”

Haha. I’m 5 years older than my brother and I remember telling him that he would get his owl and letter for Hogwarts when he turned 11 coz really I was at Hogwarts and he believed me!

 

[GGina]

When the celebrations come out on xmas day after a few too many Bailey’s

 

[calmyourritas]

NUMBER 50 I’M SO EMOTIONAL

 

[Chani10]

Big T right now:

 

[Eden246]

My heart

 

[Chani10]

GO TO CHILLYS IG STORY

1) What the fuck are you wearing, Mason?
2) Marry me, Mason!

 

[keylimepie]

Wonder if he does a meal plan and writes a shopping list for Tesco

Waitrose babe

I think we all know my favourite gif



Closely followed by



Both used regularly in my personal life

Mine is this one

 

[jdub]

Can't wait to film this with Mason for his TikTok

 

[Eden246]

Would it be inappropriate (as if we care) if the poll was;

Would you let Mason put maltesers up your bum?
Yes
No
Maybe just at Christmas

Would it be inappropriate to make a poll about letting Mason put malteasers up your bum that’s tickled me