Mason Mount #50 The Flap Fairy is on her way, Mase is rated 19th in the world - hooray!

[Isanythingrealanymore]

@Isanythingrealanymore your post last night was lovely!

You can tell I had a few Monday night wines getting all soppy! It was quite the emotional night between the 50th thread & the balon d’or! anyway, my Tuesday morning fuzzy head is back in the office & I would like to go home now please.

here’s a few of my favs to keep the party flowing

 

[nellyloz123]

My god what a day. I don’t have time to catch up either . My day has been filled with scampi fries and bakers dog food. Im going out for tea tonight so will be missing the game. Hoping I come home to some tasty content as I’ve needed it after today . Hope everyone is ok

 

[Rodney2208]

Of course there is an anal teaser calendar in the lightbulb household!

 

[Geraldine.20.jobs]

It may be the after effects of being ill but Jorghino is looking pretty good here. I'll see myself out

 

[jflurker93]

Disappointed the suit wasn’t custom, Mason deserves better

I do agree that Carlotta is very pretty though and I LOVE how she dresses.
Just the styling on others can be questionable. I think sometimes people mistake ‘style’ as choosing the ugliest thing on the clothing rail on purpose as passing it off as a ‘statement’

I’ve got my tattoo laser after work Pray for me.

@keylimepie just say the word and i’ll run him over. If that’s a bit too much, spit on his sandwich tomorrow.

 

[kria]

Mason Mount, a Chelsea player who left the England squad to go to Paris, has been linked to a stunning French Instagram model. - Techno Trenz

Mason Mount, a star English footballer, went on an unannounced trip to Paris after becoming obsessed with a French model on the internet.

technotrenz.com

One of my friends sent me this this morning apparently mason is obsessed with PIM after his 22 year relationship ended

So he started a 22 year relationship with Voldy in 2017, is Mase an elder?!

 

[Suder34]

Let’s play a game, who does this carrot belong to do we think?

I hope Daddy, but I’d say Rom.

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Paddy long dong- I mean we all saw it

 

[jflurker93]

I had a very strange dream last night, the first half was GREAT the second half was TRAUMATIC to say the least.

So from what I can remember, it was all very school-esque like I was in love with Daddy but he didn’t know (well so I thought) anyway he asked someone to get me to come over to him and told me he liked me and we got together.
Then there was a bit about his face inbetween my thighs

BUT THEN we were walking down the street and he just collapsed and started bleeding profusely from his nose and he was in my arms on the floor and I was screaming for help.

WTF I hate my brain.

 

[Isanythingrealanymore]

Thank you everyone for the love! I was called a useless dickhead this morning by my lovely husband. Why? Because I put a cheese sandwich in his pack up rather than a ham one. Now you can see why he’s eternally in the bin.
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Nath would never.

 

[jflurker93]

She ain't Harry Lambert is she.

I hope you’re okay because I just know what this photo is doing to the two of us

I am imagining I am her… I am REMOVING the bow tie and he is removing the shirt…

 

[Tabbytiger]

50 threads for a man who gives us mere scraps of content we love to see it

the gifs of him smiling and suited are flooding my basement big time

 

[Eden246]

Thank you everyone for the love! I was called a useless dickhead this morning by my lovely husband. Why? Because I put a cheese sandwich in his pack up rather than a ham one. Now you can see why he’s eternally in the bin.
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Get a padlock on that bin aswell for Gerard!! Nathan would never

 

[jflurker93]

Thanks everyone.
My nurse friend has told me to go to A&E as the Dr will send me there anyway.

Had a funny turn and then I could smell burning and I think my brain immediately thought stroke (especially because my mum had one young)

Had 3 ‘attacks’ in an hour and I think I really scared myself because then I couldn’t stop crying

I’m just getting changed then going to hospital just hope they don’t ask me if i’m stressed 4679 times again

 

[Suder34]

And this ladies and gents is how we are at 50 threads

 

[Smca53]

I can’t stop going back and looking at Jorginho’s bright white shoes.

@Isanythingrealanymore what were you thinking?!

 

[Smca53]

Further proof Benjamin and I are meant to be, I’ve also spent my afternoon watching the first Harry Potter Only difference between us is that I could recite it word for word…

It’s also obviously the first time I’ve watched it since these threads started because I howled everytime they said “He Who Must Not Be Named”

 

[Chani10]

I'm just waiting for someone to say "I've never watched the movies either" so we all can use our reactions

 

[Geexoxo]

Mason mount #51 the suit was a pleaser, here have some anal teasers!

 

[Suder34]

Happy 50th guys WHAT A RIDE ITS BEEN!

im just home from the awards, what a wild Monday night sadly not at Stamford bridge, but even im not convinced im not Jorginho at this point


Just wanted to say, I love this place & our 50th thread feels like an appropriate time for a bit of a love in!

cheers to the laughs, the tears, the washing machines, the band, the album, the playlist, the shlong share, the dreams, the TikTok’s, wet Wednesday, mount me Monday, sweaty Saturday, to uno, the Bentley, to everyone with a nickname, to butternips, the initiation check list, the memes, big tony, the nip, the spit pic, to the FBC!! And to Mason Mount thanks for having no idea we exist but thank you for bringing us together

to the next 50! Love you all

Ahhhh the giant pink running cock!
an iconic moment in FBC history!
it’s making me remember crying with laughter at it

 

[kria]

I feel like I’ve been missing out, my celebrations never have anal teasers in them!