Mason Mount #50 The Flap Fairy is on her way, Mase is rated 19th in the world - hooray!

[PunkRocker]

I've set up our office Secret Santa today and you can create a wishlist and list your hobbies. This is what I've written on mine I'd better get a Mason notebook and poster or someone will have had their last Christmas!

 

[Suder34]

Let’s rectify this day 1 not for everyone but better

 

[irishgal2013]

Hope Little nath gets a Christmas bonus, he been busy with the sellotape dispenser all day.

 

[jflurker93]

Morning FBC Happy 1st of December

No dreams from me, I’ve just told people at work about the anal teasers and I’ve just complained to my mum over the work phone that she didn’t get me an advent calendar. Somebody call social services this is child abuse

She did say she will be rectifying the problem this afternoon so i’ll hold off on the bin dumping for now

Happy matchday
I’m going to have cross eyes again tonight watching two screens!

PS. The first christmas fic is up tonight

 

[SmoochL]

Ben’s sister is there so I think his mum is too, I bet she’s cooked the boys a lovely roast

Has she offered them some anal teasers for dessert?

 

[Chani10]

Just seen this on the stories of one of the fan accounts. Maybe Dec hasn’t got the password either

Going a little serious here. Apologies. But I have noticed he's not posting much on social media since the Euros. It might just be because he has a much bigger following now and has been advised not to do certain things but I love how real he is when he posts stuff. His little rap thingy the other day was so much fun. I hope he hasn't been told to "tone it down"

 

[irishgal2013]

This is the picture G bush messaged about like he was doing shots with the car dealer

 

[kria]

You must type anal teasers a lot for it to autocorrect Maltesers to that I’m sat in the bath crying with laughter

 

[jdub]

And this ladies and gents is how we are at 50 threads

I know! He posted a TikTok today and we spent about 5 seconds saying how shit it was that it was recycled content and then moved right along.

 

[keylimepie]

You must type anal teasers a lot for it to autocorrect Maltesers to that I’m sat in the bath crying with laughter

 

[Geexoxo]

All the Malteser talk just reminded me of one of the best ice lollies that ever existed… @StephenTJackson this could be an upgrade from the mini milk for you

(Ps NOT my thumb could possibly be chillys tho the state of them nails)

 

[Smca53]

Crisis averted, I found it on twitter.View attachment 899254

Mase is big in to charity work. Should donate his spark for cum mugs, would make a fortune. Like his teeth

Not sure I’d use it for my tea though

Edit: it changed to spark, apparently we can’t say sp erm

 

[Smca53]

Unpopular opinion (I think?) I think Carlotta is beaut

 

[kria]

Big T ‘Oh ffs! Mase has had all the anal teasers again! He knows they’re my favourite!’

 

[jflurker93]

My heart
Him telling the dog “sitttt, sitttt” and then still giving the treat… then hyping it up.

I love a man that loves dogs
I don’t care about the tracksuit either I just want him, I don’t care what is in his wardrobe at this point

 

[Geraldine.20.jobs]

I had a Harry Potter themed wedding I’ll see myself out

This actually sounds like the best wedding theme ever!

 

[User name taken]

She definitely unpacks it for them and tells them off for eating it before she’s finished
“Nathan get your mitts off those yoghurts I haven’t even put them in the fridge yet! ”
“Boys I got those crisps you both like, don’t eat them all at once”

Loves a mooch in the middle aisle. Maybe that’s where his canisters came from

She’s deffo that mam who says your not allowed to eat the food in the fridge from the Xmas shop until Xmas day poor Tone just wants his mini sausages and satay skewers

Shit!!!!! I'm Debs!

 

[Scuffed]

Happy 50th guys WHAT A RIDE ITS BEEN!

im just home from the awards, what a wild Monday night sadly not at Stamford bridge, but even im not convinced im not Jorginho at this point


Just wanted to say, I love this place & our 50th thread feels like an appropriate time for a bit of a love in!

cheers to the laughs, the tears, the washing machines, the band, the album, the playlist, the shlong share, the dreams, the TikTok’s, wet Wednesday, mount me Monday, sweaty Saturday, to uno, the Bentley, to everyone with a nickname, to butternips, the initiation check list, the memes, big tony, the nip, the spit pic, to the FBC!! And to Mason Mount thanks for having no idea we exist but thank you for bringing us together

to the next 50! Love you all

#FBC4LIFE

 

[keylimepie]

This actually sounds like the best wedding theme ever!

This actually sounds like the best wedding theme ever!

It was!! Just a shame about the groom really

 

[Bumblebee81]

I'm starting to think that maybe Mase would would benefit from US providing HIM content cos we're fucking hilarious