I love herI'll ask next time I see herShe has previously described him as 'that clown with the girly headband' so I don't think she's a fan
Mason Mount #49 Content overload, basements overflowed, Versace suit is a sight to behold
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I learnt tonight where my thirsting for younger guys come from. My mam goes โI donโt watch strictly for the dancing you knowโ 
He was but I think he was too busy thinking he was King Dick because my mum had also said if I'd taken Mason home to meet her she'd have told me to dump him and she's perfectly happy with the wonderful son-in-law she hasI hope Mr P was there to hear this bit!
he's an arse-kissing bastard!
Ffs do they think heโs just gonna up and leave mid season
learn about the transfer window kids
She says that but I bet Mase wouldโve charmed herโฆ Iโve already said heโs definitely a hit with the mumsHe was but I think he was too busy thinking he was King Dick because my mum had also said if I'd taken Mason home to meet her she'd have told me to dump him and she's perfectly happy with the wonderful son-in-law she has
I refuse to believe PunkMother wouldnโt melt at that smile!Whereas my mam the opposite. โA girl go to do what a girl got to doโ thanks mam Iโll let you explain to my OH then.He was but I think he was too busy thinking he was King Dick because my mum had also said if I'd taken Mason home to meet her she'd have told me to dump him and she's perfectly happy with the wonderful son-in-law she has
I honestly don't know what she's seeing, I showed her the suit pictures thinking they would definitely sway her but nothing!She says that but I bet Mase wouldโve charmed herโฆ Iโve already said heโs definitely a hit with the mums
Also forgot to say when I got back to the hotel after the match, in the bar was someone with the mason daddy/bowl cut and little beardโฆ kind of had a hint of a look of him but way more tan 
I agree with your mum! I'm sure I can have Mason as my beautiful bit on the side and keep Mr P too, I can't be arsed with a messy divorceWhereas my mam the opposite. โA girl go to do what a girl got to doโ thanks mam Iโll let you explain to my OH then.
Maseโs faceโฆ
I negotiated mine on the way home, Iโm taking my handbags, shoes, half the house ,my car and the dogI agree with your mum! I'm sure I can have Mason as my beautiful bit on the side and keep Mr P too, I can't be arsed with a messy divorce
I think he's learning to hold the smile for 5 seconds after turning away.... I can almost hear him counting down in his headMaseโs faceโฆ
Dying at not taking the kidsI negotiated mine on the way home, Iโm taking my handbags, shoes, half the house ,my car and the dog
You've played a blinder thereI negotiated mine on the way home, Iโm taking my handbags, shoes, half the house ,my car and the dog
I would give my kidney to have been you. I am so jealousI bleeping wish
Was he wearing a nice outfit though?Also @Scuffed could I legally get away with disposing of Gerard for using all the hot water in the house? Just had a shower and spent most of it wondering whether I would die of hypothermia.
Kid free! But if I did have them Iโd let him keep themDying at not taking the kids
She cut it off just as that smile was starting to turn into a glareI think he's learning to hold the smile for 5 seconds after turning away.... I can almost hear him counting down in his head
He actually side eyed her at the end
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