Mason Mount #43 Had a visit from Chilly, he likes the posts about his big Willy!

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I’m not sure about this group bath situation you know, I don’t want to be bumping bits with you lot…
 
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I’m done. FFS Arsenal (I’d still do Arteta over any of the team tho)

So my ex (thankfully not the evil one) decided to turn up in the pub with ‘the boys’ I used to hang around with 15 years ago. Taxi home has been cancelled and I’m slightly nervous how the night will end…

I’ve had 4 pints 🍻

Also I’m starting to think our new BFF is trolling us! And I’m in bloody Dubai next Saturday so if you all go to WYLD without me I’m never speaking to you again! 😂
 
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I’m not sure about this group bath situation you know, I don’t want to be bumping bits with you lot…
Reminds me of American Pie when Stifler says he'll kiss anyone if he gets to have sex with the lesbians 🤣
I'll grab every girl's ass in this room! I'll caress it even! I'll even shave some ass if you need it 🤣 I'm sure none of you need your asses shaving but I'll do it if it gets me a go on Mason!

 
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Reminds me of American Pie when Stifler says he'll kiss anyone if he gets to have sex with the lesbians 🤣
I'll grab every girl's ass in this room! I'll caress it even! I'll even shave some ass if you need it 🤣 I'm sure none of you need your asses shaving but I'll do it if it gets me a go on Mason!

There is no ass shaving required here 😂
 
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Reminds me of American Pie when Stifler says he'll kiss anyone if he gets to have sex with the lesbians 🤣
I'll grab every girl's ass in this room! I'll caress it even! I'll even shave some ass if you need it 🤣 I'm sure none of you need your asses shaving but I'll do it if it gets me a go on Mason!

I’ve just booked an appointment to have my arse waxed ready for next weekend so no shaving needing here… 👍🏻🤣
 
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I’m not sure about this group bath situation you know, I don’t want to be bumping bits with you lot…
I mean I’d go for it if it meant Mason being inside my vagina too 🤷‍♀️ (not sexualising though)
 
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I’m intrigued at how we are all getting to wherever it is we are meeting? Like do we need to book hotel rooms? Do we get expenses paid for?
 
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I’m assuming he had to leave this evening to sort the arrangements. All will be revealed tomorrow, just be patient will you.
 
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