Mason Mount #43 Had a visit from Chilly, he likes the posts about his big Willy!

[MensaBarbie1985]

And in the latest instalment of ‘what the fuck is going on…?!’

 

[zazamagic]

Bitch, I hope you ready for me.

Kitty has claws, and they'll be dug into your back. #

It's been a while since I've had sex, I've got a lot of sexual frustration that the smut I write just dont help with.

We can sort that out, your pussy wont even want mount after im done with ya

 

[Rodney2208]

Welcome to thread number #43 and what a shitstorm the last one turned into…

Firstly results and unsurprisingly the FBC and lurkers decided that Mase’s Guns were better than Naths

So to cut a messy thread short @zazamagic graced us with their presence

They claimed the following things:

• Firstly that they would choose Spicey over Mason.
• that Spicey was a bro.
• that they knew little Nath and was close to the rest of the guys.
• that we had given them a nickname.
• that TikTok tweens can get in the bin “you lots words”.
• That they all know everything we say

They also name checked our very own @keylimepie - reasons to why have not yet been confirmed…

They also headed over to the Chilly thread and strongly stated that they did not do lollypop drugs

A number of posts on both the Mason and Chilly threads have been liked.

We have our number 1 FBI officer on the case @irishgal2013 and so far the list of suspects are:

Tink - after the appearance on his thread!
Spicey
Little Nath
JM10 (as they are in Leicester)
Our very own Daddy Mase
NPB - I bloody hope not!
A TikTok/Tumblr Tween

So far we have ruled out:
Talia #instabaddie
CCS - as she can’t make ££ off this!
Carlotta - coz who?
Some Randomer who was once on TOWIE
Lightbulb - as the sentences were too long for him to write.
Little Phil - as he’s out nicking Audi’s on a Friday night.

Others to consider:
Any footballer we have given a nickname too
TT
Big T

We have asked for a sign, so if we get a or Chilly looses the gel then.. who knows what the fuck will happen!!

Who knows, this next thread may actually bring some fluffy Daddy football content after the worlds worst international break so we do hope our skinny noodle is eating plenty

But mostly in this thread can the real @zazamagic please stand up!

 

[laylavd]

We can sort that out, your pussy wont even want mount after im done with ya

Are you Kieran Chang? You sound like a prick.

 

[Geraldine.20.jobs]

I'm sure they'll be back in a bit. They had to go because their mum shouted them down from their room for tea

 

[calmyourritas]

Ok now the drama is over I can show you what I saw in sainsburys… I am honestly being trolled 24/7 by this now.

It’s haunting me.

 

[calmyourritas]

I’m absolutely pissing in the crisps aisle

 

[calmyourritas]

I have a dream to report. Our Noodle Boy was doing a meet and greet at my local Tesco (no, I have no idea either…)

So myself and @PunkRocker went along. We were wetting ourselves with excitement when queuing up with our FBC Forever T-shirts. When we got to the front, Mase said he was a big fan of our thread and asked me which one I was. When I said Rita he asked me to come to the side with him. He said “fancy a kiss?” And that’s how Mason and I had a cheeky song behind the trolley bay. Sorry Punkie

 

[Scuffed]

I’m absolutely pissing in the crisps aisle

Mate, I’m trying not to cry while watching the match Mr Scuffed has just asked if I’m ok. No, no I’m not

 

[Geraldine.20.jobs]

I know most of you hate voice notes but it's time like this we need them. You need to hear how I'm laughing that much that no sound is coming out. I sound like I'm choking. Just not on Benjamins massive cock unfortunately

 

[nellyloz123]

Is it just coincidence that Zazamagic says all shall be revealed tomorrow and it’s the mason/Nathan live twitch

Good job none of us are taking it seriously then

What… you mean it’s not really chilly

 

[calmyourritas]

So moving

how are you getting on @calmyourritas?

All good here! Can’t believe that in a few weeks I can find out if it’s a Mason or a Macy

 

[Suder34]

Whoever it is, is good for the entertainment,
Also no grown man is using the term sweet cheeks!

 

[nellyloz123]

@zazamagic we need some answers. How did Nathan find us? Was he googling Electrolux Washing machines and found himself here?

Hi ladies

 

[Eden246]

I’m out ladies! Look forward to catching up with this later/the morning!! Enjoy your night

 

[calmyourritas]

Anyone else got a strong whiff of

 

[Rodney2208]

Is it just coincidence that Zazamagic says all shall be revealed tomorrow and it’s the mason/Nathan live twitch


What… you mean it’s not really chilly

Does this mean I have to stay with my husband?!

 

[calmyourritas]

We can sort that out, your pussy wont even want mount after im done with ya

 

[jflurker93]

Rob informed me it was 3-0 and then a girl piped up saying she was a Chelsea fan so I was like OH FRIEND

So obviously I got way too ahead of myself and said oh I’m a City fan but a slut for Chelsea because they have the hottest team in the Prem.

Then Rob asked me who else I liked other than Mason so I ran off a list

Anyway… she said ‘oh really, I don’t know any of the current players just the likes of Lampard & Terry’

 

[Geraldine.20.jobs]

Will you get Little Phil to ask his mum if he is allowed to play out too? I'm sure one of us adults will go in the shop for his cider