Mason Mount #43 Had a visit from Chilly, he likes the posts about his big Willy!

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I just read the Zaza posts again and they’re so weird! The way they’re written etc.
 
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Also that tik tok about getting the train to Manchester to meet footballers. Swear she’s already made one like that before cause I’ve deffo seen it previously 👀
Here we go… the things I do for this thread!
 
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I’ve given myself heartburn through the sheer excitement. I’ve had to drink a gallon of milk 🤣🤣
I’m proper hyped!! I’ve spun Mr Scuffed some bullshit story and he stopped listening halfway through - think I’ve got away with it 😂😂 He’s now crashed in bed but I’m too wired! What a night! 😂😂
 
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What if we all wake up tomorrow and it was just one big tramadol dream?

I’ve had to check a couple of times I’m not asleep 🤣🤣 I think the dreams maybe partially responsible for the boys being obsessed with us that they needed to send a friend to let us know 🤣🤣
 
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Welcome to thread number #43 and what a shitstorm the last one turned into…

Firstly 📊 results and unsurprisingly the FBC and lurkers decided that Mase’s Guns were better than Naths 💪🏼

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So to cut a messy thread short @zazamagic graced us with their presence 🧨💥💣

They claimed the following things:
  • Firstly that they would choose Spicey over Mason.
  • that Spicey was a bro.
  • that they knew little Nath and was close to the rest of the guys.
  • that we had given them a nickname.
  • that TikTok tweens can get in the bin “you lots words”.
  • That they all know everything we say 👀
They also name checked our very own @keylimepie - reasons to why have not yet been confirmed…

They also headed over to the Chilly thread and strongly stated that they did not do lollypop drugs 🍭

A number of posts on both the Mason and Chilly threads have been liked. 👀

We have our number 1 FBI officer on the case @irishgal2013 and so far the list of suspects are:

Tink - after the appearance on his thread!
Spicey
Little Nath
JM10 🐀 (as they are in Leicester)
Our very own Daddy Mase 🤞🏼
NPB - I bloody hope not!
A TikTok/Tumblr Tween

So far we have ruled out:
Talia #instabaddie
CCS - as she can’t make ££ off this!
Carlotta - coz who?
Some Randomer who was once on TOWIE
Lightbulb 💡- as the sentences were too long for him to write.
Little Phil - as he’s out nicking Audi’s on a Friday night.

Others to consider:
Any footballer we have given a nickname too
TT
Big T

We have asked for a sign, so if we get a ✌🏻 or Chilly looses the gel then.. who knows what the duck will happen!! 🙈

Who knows, this next thread may actually bring some fluffy Daddy football content after the worlds worst international break so we do hope our skinny noodle is eating plenty ❤

But mostly in this thread can the real @zazamagic please stand up!

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Great job @Rodney2208 Thanks for all the notes on the madness that has been this evening ❤

And in the latest instalment of ‘what the duck is going on…?!’

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My brain is about to explode!! What's going to happen next??
 
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Putting my fbi skills to work seeing as I couldn’t solve Zaza seeing as “it was so obvious”🙄🙄🙄 had a search of Ian Holmes. No Ian Holmes on mason or Voldemort following. Found an Ian hughes as a car dealer. He looks 40 and he is on private.
It’s me, I’m a twit. It is Hughes!

GB has a relative who looks like chilly 👀
 
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what was the ‘@bumblebee81 just how I feel’ in response to???
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I'm selecting pictures to send to my cousin for a photo album she wants to make and I saw one photo where I don't really look like myself and thought that I looked like a member of Tink's harem.
And now I'm going to go to a very nice place with soft walls...

 
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I'm selecting pictures to send to my cousin for a photo album she wants to make and I saw one photo where I don't really look like myself and thought that I looked like a member of Tink's harem.
And now I'm going to go to a very nice place with soft walls...

Send it to Tink! 🤣
 
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Putting my fbi skills to work seeing as I couldn’t solve Zaza seeing as “it was so obvious”🙄🙄🙄 had a search of Ian Holmes. No Ian Holmes on mason or Voldemort following. Found an Ian hughes as a car dealer. He looks 40 and he is on private.
See and Zazaunmagic questions my skills 😂😂
 
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Putting my fbi skills to work seeing as I couldn’t solve Zaza seeing as “it was so obvious”🙄🙄🙄 had a search of Ian Holmes. No Ian Holmes on mason or Voldemort following. Found an Ian hughes as a car dealer. He looks 40 and he is on private.
How could greenbush see it if he’s private?!
 
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