Mason Mount #43 Had a visit from Chilly, he likes the posts about his big Willy!

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Right, I may actually be losing it after this eve but I swear when I just went on my insta explore page thing there was a pic of Mase and someone else on a beach or something. It disappeared before I could click on it. Have I actually gone insane?!!!! 🤯😳🤣
 
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The DRAMA of this evening my gosh
Fearful to sleep in case I miss our next visitor, what will be next, CCS posting her tax returns on the thread? Voldy dedicating a song to us? Nothing’s off the table in my eyes
Nudes would be the ultimate goal 🤣🤣
 
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Welcome to thread number #43 and what a shitstorm the last one turned into…

Firstly 📊 results and unsurprisingly the FBC and lurkers decided that Mase’s Guns were better than Naths 💪🏼

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So to cut a messy thread short @zazamagic graced us with their presence 🧨💥💣

They claimed the following things:
  • Firstly that they would choose Spicey over Mason.
  • that Spicey was a bro.
  • that they knew little Nath and was close to the rest of the guys.
  • that we had given them a nickname.
  • that TikTok tweens can get in the bin “you lots words”.
  • That they all know everything we say 👀
They also name checked our very own @keylimepie - reasons to why have not yet been confirmed…

They also headed over to the Chilly thread and strongly stated that they did not do lollypop drugs 🍭

A number of posts on both the Mason and Chilly threads have been liked. 👀

We have our number 1 FBI officer on the case @irishgal2013 and so far the list of suspects are:

Tink - after the appearance on his thread!
Spicey
Little Nath
JM10 🐀 (as they are in Leicester)
Our very own Daddy Mase 🤞🏼
NPB - I bloody hope not!
A TikTok/Tumblr Tween

So far we have ruled out:
Talia #instabaddie
CCS - as she can’t make ££ off this!
Carlotta - coz who?
Some Randomer who was once on TOWIE
Lightbulb 💡- as the sentences were too long for him to write.
Little Phil - as he’s out nicking Audi’s on a Friday night.

Others to consider:
Any footballer we have given a nickname too
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Big T

We have asked for a sign, so if we get a ✌🏻 or Chilly looses the gel then.. who knows what the duck will happen!! 🙈

Who knows, this next thread may actually bring some fluffy Daddy football content after the worlds worst international break so we do hope our skinny noodle is eating plenty ❤

But mostly in this thread can the real @zazamagic please stand up!

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Just realised I missed voldy off the list and poll - ah well she’s easily forgotten! 😂
 
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I don’t know the ins and outs but it’s very easily done… and I should know! 😂



My insta is the same as my username on here… wise move I know 😂

Apparently this Ian Holmes guy (it’s his post that’s linked) possibly sells cars to the footballers… and Voldemort… but was out with Mase the other night
yes cos I always go on a night out with my car dealer….. 👀
 
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The DRAMA of this evening my gosh
Fearful to sleep in case I miss our next visitor, what will be next, CCS posting her tax returns on the thread? Voldy dedicating a song to us? Nothing’s off the table in my eyes
My bladder can’t take anymore of the hilarious ness tonight. Don’t tell the teens but might need to get the Tena’s out and not the money kind 🤣
 
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Right, I may actually be losing it after this eve but I swear when I just went on my insta explore page thing there was a pic of Mase and someone else on a beach or something. It disappeared before I could click on it. Have I actually gone insane?!!!! 🤯😳🤣
Yeah, sorry about that. I meant to post the thirst trap for Chilly but posted that instead. Pretend you didn't see it 🤗 😂
 
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Yeah, sorry about that. I meant to post the thirst trap for Chilly but posted that instead. Pretend you didn't see it 🤗 😂
Honestly I think I’m going mad! Been searching for it and can’t find it. I must have imagined it🤣🤣🤣
 
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It’s official. The plot has been lost. Never to be found again. Im supposed to be at the gym in 7 hours but ended up bringing the wine to bed!

I can’t see it being Chilly as I still never got a reply to my DM 🤷‍♀️😂
 
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Also that tik tok about getting the train to Manchester to meet footballers. Swear she’s already made one like that before cause I’ve deffo seen it previously 👀
 
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Putting my fbi skills to work seeing as I couldn’t solve Zaza seeing as “it was so obvious”🙄🙄🙄 had a search of Ian Holmes. No Ian Holmes on mason or Voldemort following. Found an Ian hughes as a car dealer. He looks 40 and he is on private.
 
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