Mason Mount #40 Daddy’s still missing right now we’d take a catfish, or even a wonky version off Wish
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If I can't get with Mase and Ben, I most definitely would.
But only for a one night, and only If he doesn't talk.
You need to design some FBC holiday t shirts!!
What a dream key lime! Design some shirts Tabs and we’ll look like the inbetweeners a la ‘pussy patrol’
What would our tag line be?? I dread to thinkWhat a dream key lime! Design some shirts Tabs and we’ll look like the inbetweeners a la ‘pussy patrol’
Right so the dream……
We were all on a FBC holiday to somewhere (I have no idea where but it was hot, beachy and bikinis all round!) and drinking various cocktails in a bar by the beach. All of a sudden the camping crew turns up. They immediately recognise us and start to buy us drinks and we all get chatting about camping, uno etc etc.
Deccers pipes up that they’ve hired a boat and would we like to go on it. We all of course say yes and we go with them to this super yacht which was amazing!
More drink is flowing and things get a bit chaotic. @PunkRocker kept shouting iceberg and pretending she was Rose from the titanic. Dickboy didn’t look too pleased he was Jack to be fair (just make sure you give him enough space Punkie on the door
No one had any Uno cards which was a shame but the boys decided it would be “fun” to jump off the side of the boat.
A lot of us were like nah no way but they eventually persuaded us. @Scuffed and Kyle jumped together holding hands which was sweet.
@nellyloz123 jumped off and ended up losing her bikini too much to everyone’s amusement
I was on the side when Nathan pushed me off into the sea. Little bastard. Damn him and his beautiful arms. Mason did come and rescue me though which was very nice
@MrsGrealish was too busy telling Jack off for logging into Raya while she was around.
@irishgal2013 had a diving ability that Tom Daley would be proud of! She did land on Little Phil who needed attention afterwards
@Chani10 refused to jump in with Kai as her hair would get wet
@jflurker93 and Luke were arguing over how best to jump so ended up not jumping in whatsoever and went back to the bar.
Everyone else seemed to be fine with jumping in.
We got back inside the boat and played the Never have I ever drinking game. Shocking that Punkie was the winner of that one
Many of us were sick overboard and @Eden246 wad the worst. She was sick on a poor man swimming as soon as we left the harbour
@Geraldine.20.jobs was obviously all over Chilly and wanted to have sex in the sea but Chilly said no it was dangerous
We returned back to the harbour, docked the boat and then the boys said they would take us out for dinner. We all got changed into something glam. Had a nice meal out. @GGina had Reece feeding her which was extremely erotic for a restaurant
@Tabbytiger told the boys she was branching out of singing into the fashion world as the FBC jackets she created were amazing
Then we all retired to the boys rooms for a “nightcap” @Isanythingrealanymore was ahem “screaming” down the corridor. It was like a fox had escaped into the hotel
My night was great until little Nath appeared halfway through and asked if he could join in
That’s it in a nutshell. I’m sure more happened but I’ve forgotten as I’ve had such a flap this morning! Hope this has brightened up everyone’s Monday
Cock ConnoisseursWhat would our tag line be?? I dread to think
salsicha senhoritas for the trip to Portugal (thank god for google translate xo)
FBC on the open water!! Epic!!Right so the dream……
We were all on a FBC holiday to somewhere (I have no idea where but it was hot, beachy and bikinis all round!) and drinking various cocktails in a bar by the beach. All of a sudden the camping crew turns up. They immediately recognise us and start to buy us drinks and we all get chatting about camping, uno etc etc.
Deccers pipes up that they’ve hired a boat and would we like to go on it. We all of course say yes and we go with them to this super yacht which was amazing!
More drink is flowing and things get a bit chaotic. @PunkRocker kept shouting iceberg and pretending she was Rose from the titanic. Dickboy didn’t look too pleased he was Jack to be fair (just make sure you give him enough space Punkie on the door
No one had any Uno cards which was a shame but the boys decided it would be “fun” to jump off the side of the boat.
A lot of us were like nah no way but they eventually persuaded us. @Scuffed and Kyle jumped together holding hands which was sweet.
@nellyloz123 jumped off and ended up losing her bikini too much to everyone’s amusement
I was on the side when Nathan pushed me off into the sea. Little bastard. Damn him and his beautiful arms. Mason did come and rescue me though which was very nice
@MrsGrealish was too busy telling Jack off for logging into Raya while she was around.
@irishgal2013 had a diving ability that Tom Daley would be proud of! She did land on Little Phil who needed attention afterwards
@Chani10 refused to jump in with Kai as her hair would get wet
@jflurker93 and Luke were arguing over how best to jump so ended up not jumping in whatsoever and went back to the bar.
Everyone else seemed to be fine with jumping in.
We got back inside the boat and played the Never have I ever drinking game. Shocking that Punkie was the winner of that one
Many of us were sick overboard and @Eden246 wad the worst. She was sick on a poor man swimming as soon as we left the harbour
@Geraldine.20.jobs was obviously all over Chilly and wanted to have sex in the sea but Chilly said no it was dangerous
We returned back to the harbour, docked the boat and then the boys said they would take us out for dinner. We all got changed into something glam. Had a nice meal out. @GGina had Reece feeding her which was extremely erotic for a restaurant
@Tabbytiger told the boys she was branching out of singing into the fashion world as the FBC jackets she created were amazing
Then we all retired to the boys rooms for a “nightcap” @Isanythingrealanymore was ahem “screaming” down the corridor. It was like a fox had escaped into the hotel
My night was great until little Nath appeared halfway through and asked if he could join in
That’s it in a nutshell. I’m sure more happened but I’ve forgotten as I’ve had such a flap this morning! Hope this has brightened up everyone’s Monday
I would but I’m contemplating monogamy
This is what we need to do next time we go to a match let's learn from this kid. Getting the shirt is good, but the hug is better.
I wouldn't recommend smelling the shirt but...
let's learn from this kid. Getting the shirt is good, but the hug is better.I wouldn't recommend smelling the shirt but...
Irish Gal I need you to come do you’re work. Wtf is she talking about
Isn't Mia Reece's gf/ex? She might be confusing them or something.
You need to design some FBC holiday t shirts!!
What a dream key lime! Design some shirts Tabs and we’ll look like the inbetweeners a la ‘pussy patrol’
Unfortunately I actually have to do some real work today because I want to finish early but leave this with me!!
Morning all! Working with one eye on this thread is defo a challenge
Who is Mia? @irishgal2013 we need your mad skills!
Why would his sister post that on her story kelsie hun
Nah I’m done she’s doing my head in now
That’s literally what I said. Apparently she’s asked her and Jaz said yes
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