Mason Mount #39 Ham wallets and baguette bags, we want him inside but not like that

[Scuffed]

Ah OK.

Apologies all, he does still appear to be in hiding.

The comments on the original sweatervest post are hilarious, I've never noticed these before. Probably because I try to avoid the image at all costs.

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Azpilicueta keeping it real.

 

[PunkRocker]

If we all club together I reckon we’ll outbid everyone else. Then we could have a rota for jollop fun!

Winning bid - £20,804 and a FiveGuys

A Five....Guys. Get it right

 

[GGina]

Right that’s it I’m banning both Mason and Benjamin from access to barbers, shavers and hair gel unless pre-agreed and sanctioned by a full FBC vote

 

[Isanythingrealanymore]

All quiet on the not butternips front

 

[Geraldine.20.jobs]

Why am I starting to find him attractive

We're all just massive Chelsea sluts

 

[jflurker93]

Oooo please share!

 

[Geexoxo]

I’m jealous of all your teas!! I had an oven pizza that tasted of cardboard :/

 

[irishgal2013]

Teens having a shit attack as mason turned off his tagging in his stories and comments.

 

[kria]

If it was him that got Mase to shave too…

 

[Scuffed]

I just went to send my OH a picture of the dog…. Accidentally sent him this instead. I’m on autopilot!! Just clicked it and sent. Tried to get it back… it delivered and hes seen it. We now patiently wait what he comes back with how do I explain this exactly?

It’s over. Move on

 

[Scuffed]

A certain someone??

 

[PunkRocker]

It's wild over there. Just had a read... I guess I feel now how people feel when they read here. The JG thread is not my scene (mainly because JG doesn't pickle my cucumber)

Anyone else disappointed not to see the dick pic?

 

[jflurker93]

I’d have to agree with you there. I’m fluffy hair and beard gal. Kitty tickler is a massive turn off! No thanks

I’m going to say this though, last night during the game I thought a certain someone’s beard was

 

[GGina]

The beard is looking so fucking good right now

 

[Smca53]

@irishgal2013 must be rubbing off on me, like a good FBC FBI agent, I'll need to ask for some receipts!

I’m with you. This happens too often and it always feels a touch Buttery

 

[Isanythingrealanymore]

Good morning

Can someone just pop round and check that Mason hasn't fallen off the planet/down the toilet with the shits/lips exploded.

 

[jflurker93]

Sorry off topic but can Mason get his skiving arse out of bed and collect me.

Come into the kitchen to sort my tea and my mother is pissed, burning cooking steak to the point I choked and my eyes were burning from the smoke. I need a gas mask

Anyway, back to sexualising admiring Daddy

 

[PunkRocker]

Evening all! Hope that you've all had a good Friday
I've been very productive with some thorough cleaning today - I even cleaned the oven! So Mason, obviously I'd rather we employed a housekeeper but I'm willing to be a domestic goddess as long as you're slipping me the pork sword on a daily basis

I'll have to give the poll some serious thought and watch the TikToks a few more times just to be sure I'm making the right decision

Have a great time @kria I've packed Mr P off to Tesco for some snacks and I've put my Mount England shirt on ready to wipe away my tears that he's not playing!

 

[Smca53]

I don't think I've ever seen a dick and thought 'that's pretty' I guess when you've seen so many, one dick resembles the next

The post on JG thread yesterday “willys a Willy innit” had me howling

 

[GGina]

He pickles nothing of mine either!
why would JG send some random off Instagram a dick pic!- I’m baffled

anyway it entertained me reading throuhh it all

It's proper tickled me, can't imagine any of us lot sending nudes to Mowgli they're a different breed on there bless them