Mason Mount #39 Ham wallets and baguette bags, we want him inside but not like that

[Scuffed]

Evening FBC Done absolutely f@*k all today and I’ve loved every minute. Going to do even less this evening. Had a delightful afternoon nap where I was dreaming about Stonsey, however it was rudely interrupted by a bunch of teenage boys asking if they can stay for dinner (@Suder34 I know you can relate!) Mr Scuffed is cooking tonight so I said why not

 

[PunkRocker]

Hi everyone, long term lurker here. Thought I would come out of the shadows and say hi to you lovely lot

I've spent the last three weeks reading all the threads and you guys have made me laugh so much! I'm not a TikTok teen as old enough to be Mase's mum and only an instahoe in my dreams! Also not Butternips 3.0 or 4.0 (I forget which version we are on) as never met Mase. Only footballer I ever met was Sol Campbell nearly 20 years ago. He smiled and winked at me in Harrods once and I panicked and ran in the other direction

Its so refreshing to find like minded people on here who share my appreciation for the beautiful soul that is our Mason...... and his socks...... I feel like i've finally found my tribe

Have to admit that Spicy is my number 2 with Billy Gilmour as my number 3 (I'll take the box of shame if necessary). Really can't explain the Billy thing other than finding his accent seriously sexy. No-one beats fluffy haired Mase though

I have to give massive kudos to whoever posted the pink dildo (can't remember who that was, sorry). I was laughing so hard, I was snorting like pig! it still make me laugh even when I think about it

@irishgal2013 - I am seriously impressed at your FBI skills. Please teach me your craft?

Anyway folks, keep doing what you're doing as its honestly the only thing that has kept me smiling the last few week so thank you.

Welcome!
Hope you're not going to come for me, I can only cope with one sassy newcomer a day!

 

[kria]

This just came up on my insta…

 

[calmyourritas]

I’ve got a sweet chilli chicken wrap a cheeseburger and fries en route. Panic over. Crisis averted. Peace has been restored.

 

[Geexoxo]

Been working this morning come home starving and with a headache starting. Planned to go to the butchers for a giant sausage roll…. The bastards were closing as I walked past! So I’ve popped some ibuprofen and come to bed to sulk

 

[irishgal2013]

hahahahhaa so true though!

the next video automatically started playing and look at the caption, I can’t cope

Jesus babes calm down he only had his gnashers out.

 

[jflurker93]

WHY IS EVERYONE UP EMILES ARSE

England media team have been licking his arsehole since he got called up.

He was only called up coz half the team are pulling sickys ffs

 

[irishgal2013]

As we having a billy G appreciation my fave moment

 

[Chani10]

What a love story...be like Mason. Stop fighting it

 

[nellyloz123]

Jack Grealish and Emily Atack

Not surprised or shocked.
Sasha needs to bin him off or she’s just going to end up being like a doormat like Colleen….

 

[GGina]

“Wtf is that”
“No comment”
*distract with picture of the dog*
“No really, what is that”
“Just a post I saw on Instagram, made me laugh ”
“Some people really need to get a life”

*silence*
”you made that didn’t you?”

if you need me I’ll be seeking refuge in masons sex dungeon.

Was it a nice relationship while it lasted?

 

[kria]

I’m off to Santorini, this will be me across the Aegean to catch a glimpse of Mason hiding behind his security guy

Take a light up lipstick to lure him in…

 

[kria]

A 19 year old in year 9, he must be JG levels of thick…

 

[irishgal2013]

I know I said I want 40 quid an hour for my fbi skills, but I want a raise. Did some detective work and discovered it’s the same account going into fanpages with the Bethany rumours. I originally thought it was different people saying it. Same account pops up on TikToks of Chloe and mason or anytime he linked to a girl. It pops up with the Bethany rumours. It’s ok talia you don’t need to start a fake account to back your bestie

 

[nellyloz123]

I love everything about this! Sounds like it’ll be an amazing wedding

Had a photographer booked as well to take us along the strip and get photos in the casinos in our wedding outfits imagine me in my wedding dress at the Uno championships

 

[User name taken]

Loving the recap!

Some truth in this.

 

[calmyourritas]

They just described Kane as a top player and I’m so glad they didn’t follow it up with top blaster

 

[nellyloz123]

He will be in and around Southsea, drinking in Gunwharf quays or old Pompey if you girls wanna come and visit

 

[GGina]

I don’t care who he is- he’d have been out on his ear a long time ago if he was mine

Honestly if I was her I'd be terrified what he's bringing home to her he has to be riddled

 

[GGina]

If they've been in a hotel room together, there's no way they haven't been at it!

Obviously they were just having an intellectual conversation, he has a girlfriend after all...