WELCOME TO THREAD 39!
One thread away from the big
40 !
Original title was
I want him in my vagina, but not like that but I was worried it might get pulled down for indecency so I tweaked it a little!
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Let’s get the polls back up and running so vote for you’re fave Mason’ism from his wisdom teeth tik tok’s!
You get 2 votes each so use them wisely!
RECAP OF #38!
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We were still revelling in the aftermath of Teethy Tuesday
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You get leaky boobs after giving birth
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Most of us are ancient and it would be our LAST CHANCE on Xfactor if we auditioned, all because the tumblr teens won’t leave us alone AGAIN
@GGina has shagged a year 9
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We clarified that winter wonderland is full of instahoes and baddies
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The Balenciaga baguette bag seems like the perfect accessory for WYLD, to hold our ham wallets
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Jorgi aka
@Isanythingrealanymore is 29
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LUKAKU IS 28 !!! HOW?
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@irishgal2013 was told to
‘go somewhere else to open your shit mouth’ after explaining Mason was just numb from anaesthetic and he doesn’t usually talk like Harry Kane
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Mason’s having his shark teeth put on a best friend necklace for Dec #BrosOverInstaHoes
@irishgal2013 is an actual member of the FBI and charges £40 an hour for her services
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We like to thirst over Harry Styles sometimes
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Mason is ruled out of the Albania game, still pending an update for the San Marino match. Sorry I forgot we want #SocksNotStats
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Declan withdrew from camp due to illness aka missing his bestie
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Half of the england squad are missing whilst half of the FBC are off work sick looking like Mase under his furry blanket, coincidence?
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We’re not one to start rumours
*cough cough* @Smca53 … but we think Mase pulled a sicky to go for some Salt Bae Steak
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This England Camp can
get fucked!
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We had the driest wet wednesday to date
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Tik Tok Teens pointed out that this isn’t Mason’s real smile (no shit he’s got a
gauze gaws in his gob and he’s high as a kite)
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We decorated the thread with some of our fave photos of Daddy, it was a lovely moment
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JG divides the thread more than Tink
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Spicy’s abs scare us #CardiBLipoTummy
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Mason looks like Moana’s dad with his kitty tickler and teeth necklace
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Daddy has apparently flew over to Portugal to meet an instahoe for some pancakes & syrup
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#MrWorldWide
@PunkRocker had her Mason Mount bauble delivered. She’s going to wear it around her neck until the Christmas Tree is up
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Mason posted Part 2 of his dental surgery comedown, so we’ve had Teethy Tuesday AND Thursday!
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Big T was driving a spaceship
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Debs
is a karen and doesn’t understand FiveGuys is said as one and not F.I.V.E. GUYS.
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Mason would swallow a burger whole and we would all swallow something of his whole
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He thinks the dental surgery put botox in his lips
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“Look at the size of these ones”
“Nah something’s gone wrong here”
“Nah they’re massive. Oh my god!”
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Mason did his best impression of an instahoe with too much lip filler, see below
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We confirmed Reece James does actually have some socks and they’re not non existent,
@GGina will be relieved!
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Gaz will now be known as
Gareth ‘no socks’ Southgate
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There was some Stonesy loving going on and the photos that got shared were absolutely vile and how dare
@Suder34 hurt our eyes like that!
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We may or may not have a cracking photo of his arse too but it’s not confirmed if it is actually him (we’ll go with it is)
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Chilly has a fat sock and there was lots of photographic evidence to prove it. Sorry to the haters!
& remember, blozzers are only for people you love x