WELCOME TO THREAD 39!
One thread away from the big
40 !
Original title was
I want him in my vagina, but not like that but I was worried it might get pulled down for indecency so I tweaked it a little!
Let’s get the polls back up and running so vote for you’re fave Mason’ism from his wisdom teeth tik tok’s!
You get 2 votes each so use them wisely!
RECAP OF #38!
We were still revelling in the aftermath of Teethy Tuesday
You get leaky boobs after giving birth
Most of us are ancient and it would be our LAST CHANCE on Xfactor if we auditioned, all because the tumblr teens won’t leave us alone AGAIN
@GGina has shagged a year 9
We clarified that winter wonderland is full of instahoes and baddies
The Balenciaga baguette bag seems like the perfect accessory for WYLD, to hold our ham wallets
Jorgi aka
@Isanythingrealanymore is 29
LUKAKU IS 28 !!! HOW?
@irishgal2013 was told to
‘go somewhere else to open your tit mouth’ after explaining Mason was just numb from anaesthetic and he doesn’t usually talk like Harry Kane
Mason’s having his shark teeth put on a best friend necklace for Dec #BrosOverInstaHoes
@irishgal2013 is an actual member of the FBI and charges £40 an hour for her services
We like to thirst over Harry Styles sometimes
Mason is ruled out of the Albania game, still pending an update for the San Marino match. Sorry I forgot we want #SocksNotStats
Declan withdrew from camp due to illness aka missing his bestie
Half of the england squad are missing whilst half of the FBC are off work sick looking like Mase under his furry blanket, coincidence?
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We’re not one to start rumours
*cough cough* @Smca53 … but we think Mase pulled a sicky to go for some Salt Bae Steak
This England Camp can
get fucked!
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We had the driest wet wednesday to date
Tik Tok Teens pointed out that this isn’t Mason’s real smile (no
tit he’s got a
gauze gaws in his gob and he’s high as a kite)
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We decorated the thread with some of our fave photos of Daddy, it was a lovely moment
JG divides the thread more than Tink
Spicy’s abs scare us #CardiBLipoTummy
Mason looks like Moana’s dad with his kitty tickler and teeth necklace
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Daddy has apparently flew over to Portugal to meet an instahoe for some pancakes & syrup
#MrWorldWide
@PunkRocker had her Mason Mount bauble delivered. She’s going to wear it around her neck until the Christmas Tree is up
Mason posted Part 2 of his dental surgery comedown, so we’ve had Teethy Tuesday AND Thursday!
Big T was driving a spaceship
Debs
is a karen and doesn’t understand FiveGuys is said as one and not F.I.V.E. GUYS.
Mason would swallow a burger whole and we would all swallow something of his whole
He thinks the dental surgery put botox in his lips
“Look at the size of these ones”
“Nah something’s gone wrong here”
“Nah they’re massive. Oh my god!”
Mason did his best impression of an instahoe with too much lip filler, see below
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We confirmed Reece James does actually have some socks and they’re not non existent,
@GGina will be relieved!
Gaz will now be known as
Gareth ‘no socks’ Southgate
There was some Stonesy loving going on and the photos that got shared were absolutely vile and how dare
@Suder34 hurt our eyes like that!
We may or may not have a cracking photo of his arse too but it’s not confirmed if it is actually him (we’ll go with it is)
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Chilly has a fat sock and there was lots of photographic evidence to prove it. Sorry to the haters!
& remember, blozzers are only for people you love x
and the evening perving on Chilly big willy. He better play Southgate!
