Mason Mount #39 Ham wallets and baguette bags, we want him inside but not like that

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I was trying to catch up while lover boy is doing his morning run (weirdo) and why do I always miss all the fun? 😂
Also, duck JG. I woke up to a text from a friend saying that he didn't know I was sleeping with him and I was like "well, I didn't know that either". Did a bit of research and it was because of the people saying he's "with Charlotte" 🤦
He'll never be with this Charlotte, that I can tell you 😂

Anyways, I need to leave my bed now and actually get ready for the day. Have a happy Saturday everyone. I guess I'll catch up with you tomorrow when I'm back in Milan.
 
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Morning all my bastard neighbours woke me up at 8am doing building work (the audacity) so I plan to lie in bed watching tiktok all day

 
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Morning FBC 💙 Up and out early for my flu jab this morning 💉 Back and settled for a day of very little. Might put my Christmas tree up, might sit on my arse all day, who knows 🤷🏻‍♀️
 
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What receipts would you like luv?
Proof he comes to Portsmouth… maybe pics of the light up lipstick? 🤣

I didn’t drop piping hot tea, i literally mentioned that i live in a city he visits and have seen him out on occasions. Imagine that! 🙃

Relax stans.
I wouldn't even call it lukewarm tea actually luv.
Anyone that knows he's from Portsmouth and with access to Google maps could have said what you did.
Excuse me if I don't believe you. Perhaps a rave thread about someone you said you don't actually like isn't for you. Maybe TikTok teens believe whatever is spouted to them but us elder 'stans' have a bit more going on between the ears.

 
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I wouldn't even call it lukewarm tea actually luv.
Anyone that knows he's from Portsmouth and with access to Google maps could have said what you did.
Excuse me if I don't believe you. Perhaps a rave thread about someone you said you don't actually like isn't for you. Maybe TikTok teens believe whatever is spouted to them but us elder 'stans' have a bit more going on between the ears.

👏👏👏 Well said. Way to many bullshitter on tattle some times. Might work on tiktok but not here. Would need full on proof.

And by proof I mean cock or ass pic maybe even a hard nipple pic
 
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What receipts would you like luv?
Proof he comes to Portsmouth… maybe pics of the light up lipstick? 🤣

I didn’t drop piping hot tea, i literally mentioned that i live in a city he visits and have seen him out on occasions. Imagine that! 🙃

Relax stans.
I don’t know about anyone else, but I’m still intrigued by the light up lipstick. I suspect it’s Avon 💄

 
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I wouldn't even call it lukewarm tea actually luv.
Anyone that knows he's from Portsmouth and with access to Google maps could have said what you did.
Excuse me if I don't believe you. Perhaps a rave thread about someone you said you don't actually like isn't for you. Maybe TikTok teens believe whatever is spouted to them but us elder 'stans' have a bit more going on between the ears.

 
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👏👏👏 Well said. Way to many bullshitter on tattle some times. Might work on tiktok but not here. Would need full on proof.

And by proof I mean cock or ass pic maybe even a hard nipple pic
Exactly! They're all our preferred receipts 🤣 don't chat unless you can present at least one but all three would be better!
 
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Good morning 👀

Can someone just pop round and check that Mason hasn't fallen off the planet/down the toilet with the shits/lips exploded.


 
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Good morning 👀

Can someone just pop round and check that Mason hasn't fallen off the planet/down the toilet with the shits/lips exploded.


He’s okay, spent the night with me. I’ve just given him an ice pop to suckle on to calm his lips down… whilst I suckle on something else.
 
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He’s okay, spent the night with me. I’ve just given him an ice pop to suckle on to calm his lips down… whilst I suckle on something else.


Happy Saturday! Hope everyone is feeling ok today and all of you have a great day ❤
 
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I would 100% steal these off him they look so comfy 🥰



Also, how lucky is this girl to have met peak bearded chubby daddy 😭

 
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