Give him a course of antibiotics and then send him my wayHere’s some more for the Chilly girls
I just know he has a nice penis, even if it is riddled.
Can you pass him over when you’re finished please? TIAGive him a course of antibiotics and then send him my way
Sharing is caringCan you pass him over when you’re finished please? TIA
PLEASEEEESo I'm thinking, if Mase and Dec read here (we all know they do ) then when they're both better and having a sleepover and high on haribos I request they do this tik tok as proof.
This thread would combust if they did thatSo I'm thinking, if Mase and Dec read here (we all know they do ) then when they're both better and having a sleepover and high on haribos I request they do this tik tok as proof.
Was she acting like it was 240k?This thread would combust if they did that
Noooo NPB is live to a STAGGERING 24 people
I think we’re pretending it’s Stonesy’s bum.Fluffy haired Made makes me feel slightly better
Everyone ok? Who did the bum belong to last night?
Whoevers bum it was, it was a nice oneMorning all! Match day and I’m excited despite the lack of Mase! He’ll just have to fall in love with me another time. Hope you’ve all had a good start today and everyone who is feeling poorly is feeling a bit better.
@jflurker93 how did you get on with your test?
I think we’re pretending it’s Stonesy’s bum.
https://giphy.com/aTXHpCN7TSpmE https://giphy.com/aTXHpCN7TSpmERight, I’ve had enough. I watched an old episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer before bed last night and I ended up having a Buffy x Declan Rice crossover dream.
I strongly suspected Spicy was a vamp but I couldn’t prove it - I could never get him in to the daylight, never caught him eating real food, he was acting super dodgy generally, and he was very pale (which is a bit rich from me, the girl who bears a striking resemblance to Caspar the friendly ghost).
Anyway, I spent much of the dream being like “oh my god I need to warn Mase, I need to warn Mase” but he never showed up. Then it occurred to me at some point that maybe Dec had already turned Mase in to a vampire and Mason’s dental surgery was nothing to do with wisdom teeth and was actually to get his vampy teeth removed
Honestly, wtf? ALL I ASK FOR - and try to manifest - are some sexy footballer dreams. Instead, I get this shit
Anyway, happy Fuck Me Friday, FBC friends! Here’s hoping we are blessed with some content and hopefully that content isn’t as dry as my dreams.
Amazing! Would you let Mase feed on you if he had become a vampire?Right, I’ve had enough. I watched an old episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer before bed last night and I ended up having a Buffy x Declan Rice crossover dream.
I strongly suspected Spicy was a vamp but I couldn’t prove it - I could never get him in to the daylight, never caught him eating real food, he was acting super dodgy generally, and he was very pale (which is a bit rich from me, the girl who bears a striking resemblance to Caspar the friendly ghost).
Anyway, I spent much of the dream being like “oh my god I need to warn Mase, I need to warn Mase” but he never showed up. Then it occurred to me at some point that maybe Dec had already turned Mase in to a vampire and Mason’s dental surgery was nothing to do with wisdom teeth and was actually to get his vampy teeth removed
Honestly, wtf? ALL I ASK FOR - and try to manifest - are some sexy footballer dreams. Instead, I get this shit
Anyway, happy Fuck Me Friday, FBC friends! Here’s hoping we are blessed with some content and hopefully that content isn’t as dry as my dreams.
It really wasWhoevers bum it was, it was a nice one
https://giphy.com/aTXHpCN7TSpmE https://giphy.com/aTXHpCN7TSpmE
Maybe this is why they have both withdrawn from the squad
I mean, a guys gotta eat, and who needs all this blood anyway?… I’ve got you MaseAmazing! Would you let Mase feed on you if he had become a vampire?
https://giphy.com/3o6Zt9MapEhDVITFpC
I mean, a guys gotta eat, and who needs all this blood anyway?… I’ve got you Mase
Might be a bit blunt and painful if he got his vamp teeth out though
Ah that’s good news, glad you’re feeling better - even if that does mean going to work!@kria it was negativeI’m feeling a lot less dizzy so far so going to try go in work, it’s only a short shift on a friday so I should manage!
@Geraldine.20.jobs Hope you start to feel better soon, love fluffy mase on the pitch, but didn’t like it off the pitch.
@Smca53 thats got me imagining Mase & Dec with the same vampire teeth that Oli Sykes hascome suckle on my neck boys!
https://giphy.com/fV2maQ4MAyUxrZWHEiAmazing! Would you let Mase feed on you if he had become a vampire?
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