Mason Mount #38 Just say ur parents aren’t letting you go to the training ground and move on x

[Suder34]

I'm not doing the Camping smut now.

I can't get into details and sorry to disappoint everyone.

You come back when your ready and want to! We will still be here

 

[StephenTJackson]

I’ll go and take my Dec loving elsewhere

I'm coming too. Deccers body arouses me. He's so amazing.

 

[Smca53]

Afraid not. After speaking to my GP first thing this morning, I have spent all day in A&E and been told I have pneumonia I've been packed off home with lots of drugs and been told to go to bed

Finally caught up. What the hell has gone on today?

Ahhh I’m so sorry to hear that - particularly annoying that your GP made you wait to get seen to and you could’ve been getting treated before now! Take it easy and I hope the drugs help and get you back to feeling healthy ASAP x

 

[PunkRocker]

Anybody got the ‘so gentle’ TikTok and would be so kind as to post it, pretty please. Would really perk me up

Also @Suder34 , it’s been far too long since I’ve seen my faves

Why does mine always post like this? Am I being thick?!

 

[Isanythingrealanymore]

Big T in the flesh looking cosy as
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Big T would get it

 

[nellyloz123]

There’s socks all over. This is in my study book

 

[nellyloz123]

I’ve not long got home and watched the teeth video again. Only just realised he’s wearing a lush blue tracksuit we need more please Masey!
Hope you’re feeling better @jflurker93

@irishgal2013 you need to become a PI!
Also I noticed he followed Salt Bae last night. I’m half expecting him to pop up in the restaurant ordering the £10k golden steak…..

 

[Chani10]

I remember going on this rat ride ahaha ! You know like them ones that give you whiplash at Blackpool you could feature eating a big brattwurst? And I remember eating churros. And the cutest market stalls!

Bratwurst with sauerkraut
There is a dirty joke there. It's just...it's fine. I'll leave

 

[Chani10]

Just want to say thanks to everyone for their kind words earlier. My anxiety earlier was for no reason as I did have a good night. However the end of the night was terrible as someone we know had a knife pulled on him so he knocked the bloke out and now he's the one that's been arrested

Oh my God
I mean, glad you had a great time first but...

 

[jflurker93]

Just want to say thanks to everyone for their kind words earlier. My anxiety earlier was for no reason as I did have a good night. However the end of the night was terrible as someone we know had a knife pulled on him so he knocked the bloke out and now he's the one that's been arrested

Oh no

Hopefully it will all get sorted, I’m glad you had a good night despite the ending

 

[LyndyLou]

It is hard to believe that's the same Declan Rice we see nowadays I like to forget that old version existed.

In his own words ‘jar head’

 

[kria]

Not sure how they expect him to smile after he’s just had his teeth pulled out I still think ya look cute Masey!

‘No kidding he’s got gaws in his mouth!’

But yeah, you’re still beautiful and I still love you Mase

 

[kria]

And now this is on my FYP…

 

[irishgal2013]

Where do we send the 40 quid?

I’ll send you my PayPal

Trent is my mood to this England camp. Boring

 

[Scuffed]

Omg omg omg. This man does things to me.

 

[kria]

Right, I’ve had enough. I watched an old episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer before bed last night and I ended up having a Buffy x Declan Rice crossover dream.

I strongly suspected Spicy was a vamp but I couldn’t prove it - I could never get him in to the daylight, never caught him eating real food, he was acting super dodgy generally, and he was very pale (which is a bit rich from me, the girl who bears a striking resemblance to Caspar the friendly ghost).

Anyway, I spent much of the dream being like “oh my god I need to warn Mase, I need to warn Mase” but he never showed up. Then it occurred to me at some point that maybe Dec had already turned Mase in to a vampire and Mason’s dental surgery was nothing to do with wisdom teeth and was actually to get his vampy teeth removed

Honestly, wtf? ALL I ASK FOR - and try to manifest - are some sexy footballer dreams. Instead, I get this shit

Anyway, happy Fuck Me Friday, FBC friends! Here’s hoping we are blessed with some content and hopefully that content isn’t as dry as my dreams.

Amazing! Would you let Mase feed on you if he had become a vampire?

Whoevers bum it was, it was a nice one




Maybe this is why they have both withdrawn from the squad

It really was

 

[kria]

“You will be with them by the end of November” before a judge

I think the fact he hasn’t sued you proves that you must have been right all along about the knocked up instahoe…

 

[Eden246]

@keylimepie will come for you…

 

[Chani10]

What’s wrong with boohoo? crying into my PLT onesie now

Nothing it's just that they all wear their stuff and have a promo code for all of us to use

 

[SmoochL]

When even this doesn’t give you the ick you know you’re in too deep…