Portugal? For starters footballers only go to Mykonos, Ibiza and Dubai
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Are you sure it’s Portugal?? I think the poor little lamb probably meant Portsmouth. They sound kinda similarExactly I’m sure Gareth will be thrilled at him sunning himself in Portugal. Why don’t people see it for what it is. Another insta hoe wanting attention
No offence judging by said insta hoe stories. That place don’t seem his thing. Can imagine him staying at a hotel that’s looks like it’s out of the 1900s. Plus the dinner by the piano with his gums pissing blood. Yep can see it nowPortugal? For starters footballers only go to Mykonos, Ibiza and Dubai
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Bethany is in Madeira. If he is in Portugal he ain't with her.https://giphy.com/JyI4aDKRtknFC
Are you sure it’s Portugal?? I think the poor little lamb probably meant Portsmouth. They sound kinda similar
https://giphy.com/6niIcVJf6DdfyThere is definitely something wrong today. We've gone to pot and Tumblr are talking about normalising vaginas.
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Didn’t you hear her following him means he scootered off to meet her.Bethany is in Madeira. If he is in Portugal he ain't with her.
What does normalising vaginas involve?There is definitely something wrong today. We've gone to pot and Tumblr are talking about normalising vaginas.
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Shoving eggs up them?What does normalising vaginas involve?
My vagina is anything but normalWhat does normalising vaginas involve?
Not referring to them as baguette bags/fairies/ham wallets/tuppences…Shoving eggs up them?
Mason, Dec, Luke and possibly JG all off poorly… whilst half of the FBC are too?
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He’s probably at home still convincing Tony and Debs to take him to five guys while eating his body weight in Nutella cookies and peanut M&msNo offence judging by said insta hoe stories. That place don’t seem his thing. Can imagine him staying at a hotel that’s looks like it’s out of the 1900s. Plus the dinner by the piano with his gums pissing blood. Yep can see it now
I’m going to unfollow and then re follow him to get his attention, hopefully then he appears in my bedDidn’t you hear her following him means he scootered off to meet her.
https://giphy.com/xTiTnLxXDfmv1oPhpCMy vagina is anything but normal
Exactly. Can’t see him hoping on a plane when he not officially withdrawn from the England squad.He’s probably at home still convincing Tony and Debs to take him to five guys while eating his body weight in Nutella cookies and peanut M&ms
I mean it looks ok but couldn’t get my kids out of it without help as it’s small apparently. What an accolade to have
That’s got to be better than it being big surely?I mean it looks ok but couldn’t get my kids out of it without help as it’s small apparently. What an accolade to have
Had to go and have a look myself, I notice she read my pancakes and maple syrup smutNo offence judging by said insta hoe stories. That place don’t seem his thing. Can imagine him staying at a hotel that’s looks like it’s out of the 1900s. Plus the dinner by the piano with his gums pissing blood. Yep can see it now
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