Mason Mount #35 Apparently Mason has a sore tooth but only NPB knows the truth….

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@MrsGrealish is it screechy tent sex because Reece ‘shoots like a horse’
One of you hoes had to be a screamer and I nominated you. Dont worry, you get a round of applause for that performance.

Scores me like he scored in the Euros final

Apart from that the list looked good, can’t wait for it! Don’t envy you having to write it all though!! xx
I've set a 500 word limit for each smut scene.
 
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You'll be in between the guy with a toilet duck up his arse and a guy with a still vibrating vibrator up his arse.
Reminds me of the Ricky Gervais joke about his doctor friend who treated a man in A&E who had a ketchup bottle stuck up his arse - with a condom on it!
 
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@Tabbytiger Did you want in on the camping smut. If so, all the good hotties are take.

Reminds me of the Ricky Gervais joke about his doctor friend who treated a man in A&E who had a ketchup bottle stuck up his arse - with a condom on it!
I have so many questions.

Why a condom? Does ketchup contain STIs?
 
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Good morning everybody

I'm traumatised after my Chelsea dream this morning.

I'll take a break today to clear my mind.
 
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@Tabbytiger Did you want in on the camping smut. If so, all the good hotties are take.


I have so many questions.

Why a condom? Does ketchup contain STIs?
I've tried to find the clip but no luck But it's from the Politics stand-up show and it's a bit about bad excuses. And he suggests that he put a condom on it because he was going to use it on his chips afterwards - one for chips, one for arses!

ETA - I think I had that on my MSN for a long time, trying to impress a lad from college

Also it's popped up on FB that it's that lad's birthday today! Coincidence!
 
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Goooood morning! @MrsGrealish cant wait for this smut. Shagging Deccers in the spare room Spending another day in bed as I have been completely written off by whatever bug I’ve caught. I’ll blame a child bringing it home from school! Mason keeping up with wet Wednesday traditions would definitely make me feel better
 
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I'm spending the day in bed too. Caught a cold from my daughter which has now moved to my chest. I smell like Vicks and I probably look like I havent slept well in weeks, mainly because I havent.

I hope @Isanythingrealanymore is ok.
 
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Morning all. Had a dream last night about winning a competition to meet Mason and Reece James. I completely ignored Reece and I flashed Mason so I was escorted off the premises
I’ve woke up today with toothache which must be sympathy pains for our Mase.
Ive managed not to maim a work colleague yet because they used my mug for their coffee.
Wet Wednesday had better be a good one
 
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Escorted for flashing, was you in a big long puffer like his flasher one?
I hope wet weds is good to us too… I’m going to be sat in the hairdressers all afternoon so I need something to get me through it
 
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Escorted for flashing, was you in a big long puffer like his flasher one?
I hope wet weds is good to us too… I’m going to be sat in the hairdressers all afternoon so I need something to get me through it
No I wasn’t in a puffer jacket but a low cut top and flashed my tits in his face. He didn’t seem to mind though but security frog marched me out. I was gutted but it was obviously a one in a lifetime opportunity
 
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