Mason Mount #33 Mason we know you know about us, isn’t it about time you joined us on the drag bus

[MrsGrealish]

They were £275 quid just for the trousers??? Another Nathan triumph has been launched upon us all

I've copped onto Woody's game. I bet he's dressing Mason like shit to cock block him.

Not gonna work Frodo. I'll still shag him.

 

[PunkRocker]

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Highlight s of super Saturday and his hat trick

Mason, recycling last week's insta content isn't going to fly. I have waited eagerly for 2 days for this. Sort it out!

 

[Isanythingrealanymore]

Poor masey shitty panties x

 

[nellyloz123]

I’m really struggling with that smut

‘Mason had an exciting unshaven beard’



Nooo! Stay positive! This week has been fucking mad so far, something good is bound to happen

I’m at the ground now. Where I have to go in is where the players arrive. It’s full of Newcastle fans so I’m hoping once their bus gets here it quietens. Someone has a poster saying Mason sign my shirt it’s my birthday hahah

 

[Tabbytiger]

Great spot - It is a matching tracksuit….


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For that price I’ll print my own

 

[keylimepie]

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Highlight s of super Saturday and his hat trick

Already stupid idiots commenting

 

[Scuffed]

Sorry about the twitter pics not

However on my twitter hunt I did come across this sock photo which I personally have never seen, along with this tweet because… I HOPE ITS TRUE, the comment underneath made me LOL too!!

I thought we were thirsty, but we are tame in comparison to the gay men on twitter.

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They’re not wrong - Mason, do the decent thing in the name of world peace

 

[kria]

Has to be thrifty, his career isn't doing so well, TT dropped him from the team today...

And I imagine Southgate will drop him from the England squad too, no one wants to be on a coach with Masey Shitty Pants anymore…

 

[Geraldine.20.jobs]

I've just been tagged in this saying it's perfect for me. I think most of us need it after talking about how little we like people yesterday

 

[PunkRocker]

My team would absolutely throw me in the fire. They'd all tell him that I go by Mrs Mount these days. I. Would. Die.

Mine would probably make him a brew in my 'mentally dating Mason Mount' mug and I'd never wash it again!

My mates kids would be like 'Mason she makes us watch all your videos on YouTube and learn your celebrations!'

Also, I think Baby Nathan was with them at Thorpe Park. It looks like him going to the photo screens with Declan.

Ooh Deccers, I like that pose

 

[kria]

Maybe that’s why Debs went up there, mother’s instincts - she knew he’d be poorly and need his mummy!

 

[kria]

I’ve brought the kids to London today - might detour (completely out of the way) via Cobham on the way home…

 

[amzi]

He took his brother with him…these photos have melted me

 

[keylimepie]

He must feel the cold even when it’s mild Or his snood and hat were probably to try and disguise himself. Didn’t work though did it Mase

I feel the trousers would have brought attention to him he looks like he’s about to climb Everest with that amount of layers

 

[laylavd]

More from yesterday.

 

[PunkRocker]

Have I stumbled into the Chilly thread?! @jflurker93 please make sure the quality of your Mason smut doesn't decrease while you're focusing your attention on Craig!

 

[jflurker93]

OK, I have a question that's been bugging me since yesterday. I've read this Mase smut yesterday, and they had 69 in the backseat of a car. Like logistically it can't work, right?! Isn't the space small for a 69? Maybe it can work if the people are short or it is a van, but a regular car, I don't know. I woke up this morning super early, and couldn't fall asleep again because I was thinking about that.
Can anyone solve my dilemma, please.
You guys are the obvious choice, I couldn't ask my friends about this. Maybe after a few drinks, but definitely not on a Saturday morning.
Here is the smut in question, I think it was posted here already. It's really good, but the logistics part is bothering me.

It would be a struggle… there were a few things in this I couldn’t work out logistically.

One being ‘she walked over to him’ … she was in a car?

But also the sitting in his lap bit, it’s cramped behind the steering wheel as it is nevermind with two people

 

[Smca53]

Tony and Debs on the 2-4-1 pornstars

Imagine how pissed off they must have been when they got the phone call from Thomas 'Hi is that Mason's mum? Sorry I'm afraid you're going to have to come and collect him he's had an accident on the coach journey here'

Properly in tears laughing at this, imagining it in Tuchel’s voice as well

 

[StephenTJackson]

Stephen I really do love you don’t hold back

I thought I was quite restrained.

I never said anything about him tying me up in his house, inviting select Chelsea and England team mates (Rice, Loftus-Cheek, Chilwell, Grealish, Foden, Mings, Maguire, Pickford, Barkley, Sterling, Rashford as the bare minimum) to join him at his house and let them all take turns on my ass and my throat, while I'm wanking a cock in each hand, being spat on, spanked, teased, and genuinely turned into their total little slut bitch until I'm nothing more than a mindless drooling cum swallowing whore for sexy football players. And I'm totally not opposed to piss being involved if I'm being totally honest and not holding back.

 

[amzi]

This photo is everything. He is just amazing.