Mason Mount #33 Mason we know you know about us, isn’t it about time you joined us on the drag bus

[Eden246]

I’ve made a discover I think debs might be responsible for the shit sofas not voldy, seen a video with velvet sofas in their house.

How do you find all this shit out? Coming here with the inside scoops Maybe you’re Debs

 

[irishgal2013]

And he’s highly unlikely to fake illness to miss a match to shag his ex! If he wanted to shag her (which I’m pretty sure he doesn’t) he’d just do it after!

He had a year to take her ass back and hasn’t. He happens to be Newcastle for his job and suddenly he wants her back.

 

[kria]

Brilliant shout! no-one has ever cleaned me with a frigging towel!

Just need to clean you up kitten and bin the sheets because they’re fucked now, and then I’ll run us a nice bath…

 

[kria]

I’ve no idea for a plot, nothings happened recently besides his goals.

Maybe after a few dates it’s time to finally get down and dirty back at his

Hey Chilly, that balcony looks like a nice place to fuck look over cobham

Maybe he’s taken you out somewhere special to make you feel better after you heard a horrible rumour about him knocking up an influencer…

 

[Isanythingrealanymore]

My OH saw the pic of Mason at Thorpe park and sent me it… “saw this & thought you’d like it” (didn’t want to tell him that OF COURSE I’ve already seen it)

me: oh yeah, I like his jacket

him: he probably thinks it’s got his initials on it cos when he looks down he can see MM hahahaha

me: it’s clearly WW, pack it in or you’ll go in the bin

him: what bin!?

 

[Geraldine.20.jobs]

I’ve made a discover I think debs might be responsible for the shit sofas not voldy, seen a video with velvet sofas in their house.

Don't all come at me for this but I get massive Karen vibes from Debbie

 

[jflurker93]

The person with the password is making a habit of cocking up the posts, I'm sure this is the 3rd time she's deleted and reposted something. Time for your P45 Butternips!

Me in Daddy’s DM’s applying to be a password holder…

 

[Rodney2208]

I'm already worried for Mason tomorrow. I can imagine Joe Wilcock or whatever his fucking name is and his team mates have plans to wind him up about Cl hoe.

I know angry Mason is a gift but we want him on the pitch for 90 mins.

Working really hard here… but he wasn’t even in the starting 11 against Palace so not sure he’ll be in the starting lineup against Chelsea….

In the words of the Chelsea fans on Tuesday night “you’re an Arsenal reject”

 

[Tabbytiger]

Quick! Make a sign, he doesn’t know if it’s your birthday or not!

“Mason shag me it’s my unbirthday”

 

[Suder34]

Seriously though @nellyloz123 what are you going to do / say if you bump into him????

I’d have a panic attack and turn the other way - I’d just feel like I’d have a big flashing sign above my head saying all the bad bad things want to do to him

 

[nellyloz123]

Get talking to them!!!!!

THEY WERE WALKING OUT WHIST I WAS WAITING FKR MY TABLE. I was like img I recognise them and CLOCKEE

 

[QueenL]

@nellyloz123


Sharing this...something nice to see before going to bed or to wake up to



And you need to read this!

 

[PunkRocker]

I’d love if they joined us here tbh

I'm always very flustered when @StephenTJackson pops in with some cock-related truths

 

[PunkRocker]

I'm frigging gutted just seen that Chelsea have drawn Brentford away in the next round of the Carabao Cup. Brentford beat Stoke in the last round on Wednesday. Mason would have been coming to the 365, it was finally my chance and it's been snatched away!

 

[Scuffed]

For those chilly hoes.

I don’t care if it’s Mason or not, the fact that they’ve correctly used “you’re” is making me happy

I wonder if £165 a go is Chilly’s going rate for eggs up the fairy too?

It’s an eggcellent rate

 

[GGina]

@Isanythingrealanymore nice penalty btw mate

 

[PunkRocker]

I read some of those Tumblr smut at times and think ???? Has the person writing this ever had sex before Like I read one where she had an orgasm whilst losing her virginity? Maybe my first time was shit but I was too busy bleeding and thinking are we doing this right

Apologising for ruining his sheets and trying to cover myself up when the door kept bursting open with other teenagers shouting 'wahey!' and 'yes, lad!' An orgasm was a long way off!

 

[nellyloz123]

He was on the second bloody bus and I didn’t see him!!!!

 

[irishgal2013]

I think it’s from the other day, cos they have travelled in their blue tracksuits from what photos I’ve seen today

Yep praise the lord

 

[amzi]