Mason Mount #33 Mason we know you know about us, isn’t it about time you joined us on the drag bus

[nellyloz123]

Debs when she gets a phone call off TT that a bill is coming for a valet of the team bus after her sons “accident”

 

[Scuffed]

Couldn’t trust my boys- straight away they would spill and say my mum fancies you and would happily leave our dad for you!!

My boys would do the same - My mum has a mug with you on, my mum calls you her boyfriend etc etc

 

[jflurker93]

Daddy, please save me from the monstrosities of Manchester.

“Oh yeah baby once i’m in you you can’t get rid of me…”

Ermmmmm, not really what I want whispering in my ear. Are you aids? Fuck off mate

 

[Smca53]

I do feel a bit sorry for him that he is going to be exposed to so much that he was blissfully unaware of previously

Phoning Deccers like why didn’t you warn me?! “Sorry mate I wasn’t searching for edits of your bulge”

 

[Rodney2208]

Right… Little Naths at it again.. who has bought these:

 

[Tabbytiger]

Sorry about the twitter pics not

However on my twitter hunt I did come across this sock photo which I personally have never seen, along with this tweet because… I HOPE ITS TRUE, the comment underneath made me LOL too!!

I thought we were thirsty, but we are tame in comparison to the gay men on twitter.

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I’d love if they joined us here tbh

 

[kria]

He just liked a pic of an bikini clad insta hoe. His career is over, he will never play again. How dare he skive off to go on a liking spree of insta hoe who live thousands of miles away. Tuchel must be told.

Liking instahoe pics whilst skiving off football to shag his ex… unbelievable!

 

[Chani10]

I was with a friend at the gym "working out" (we spent the whole time gossiping, sue us!) and I somehow ended up showing her Mason's outfits. She's really into fashion and likes his style more than I do, even though she admits it's pretty bad
But then she was like "show me the guy you have a crush on again". And I did and she told me I can't roast Mason's style because my crush's style is worse
Is she lying? NO! But c'mon. I'm catching feelings, I don't need mean comments

 

[Eden246]

Why did the person with the password post and delete this

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Gals I’m hormonal and emotional and this picture has tipped me over the edge wtf is wrong with me

 

[PunkRocker]

@Geraldine.we.jobs I do have plans to broaden my writing horizons… Chilly is next on the list.

We just don’t seem to get as much content from him to inspire me / for a plot!

Imagine someone with no personality not being inspiring
I'm joking, he's still in my good books after Saturday's glorious pic

 

[Scuffed]

Just trying to catch up while at my nephew’s birthday party - there’s only so much Minecraft I can pretend to be interested in!

Hope Mason feels better soon - he’s probably pre-diabetic due to all the sugar he’s been consuming

 

[Tabbytiger]

NOOOOOO FUCKING WAY THIS IS TOO FUNNY

 

[kria]

To be honest the thought of potentially bumping into her is enough to make anyone ill…

 

[keylimepie]

Are you going to hate me for saying I actually love these flame trousers

The trousers are very… interesting. If I was at Thorpe Park I would probably have noticed the trousers first not realising it was Mason and took the piss They are not part of an outfit if you are wanting to be subtle and go unnoticed anywhere
@nellyloz123 definitely a ode to the bus!!! A entire FBC friendly outfit!!

 

[Tabbytiger]

Tuchel's monster Mason Mount.

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I’d like to see his monster

 

[irishgal2013]

Liking instahoe pics whilst skiving off football to shag his ex… unbelievable!

His multi tasking is exceptional

 

[Scuffed]

‘My mum calls you Daddy!! But you’re not my Daddy?’

Mine are old enough to understand the whole Daddy thing and would absolutely use it to embarrass the shit out of me

 

[PunkRocker]

Comes waddling out the hotel with his dirty pants in a carrier bag the shame of the pre school run when your kids backpack had the carrier bag attached to it

 

[Smca53]

Papa smurf ready for tomorrow

Honestly…



The resemblance is uncanny

 

[jflurker93]

I think they fly. I remember him saying something in an interview about flying home from Manchester so I'd assume they'll also do that to Newcastle.

I read that as literal flying then



In that case, I will get my trolly dolly outfit and act like the one from 365 days. Stress relief Daddy!