Mason Mount #21 Somehow Mase ended up with no limbs but the FBC are off to Wyld London, bring on the Pimms!

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Ready for scores on the doors… I don’t think we’ve won anyway.
There was a question about a german leader to do with this week, and my friend said oh i don’t know just put ‘bonjour’
Should I feel offended by that?

Also, thoughts on this? They nailed Sancho and JG

 
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Smut is here! I’m sorry if this is bad, never done anything like this before. Also I don’t know how many words as I had to do it all on my phone but I hope you all enjoy!
 
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Ok it’s not all bad we won a prize for coming for last.
A packet of cookies and a £5 voucher between 3 of us

 
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Smut is here! I’m sorry if this is bad, never done anything like this before. Also I don’t know how many words as I had to do it all on my phone but I hope you all enjoy!
Bedtime reading sorted can’t wait! Thanks for sharing x
 
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Hope you all enjoy the smut. Also England admin replied to my comment on Daddy’s dance moves. Mase, if you seen it
 
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Smut is here! I’m sorry if this is bad, never done anything like this before. Also I don’t know how many words as I had to do it all on my phone but I hope you all enjoy!
Wow! That’s brilliant! Well done https://giphy.com/rYlI91xwqf8kw
Aww just got told we’re not contenders for the winnings… bastards
I will throw hands for you! At least you didn’t get the wooden spoon though!

Right, I'm back from my schmoozing event, I was allowed one glass of champagne which has gone straight to my head! What have I missed?!





He's coming, deal with it!

https://giphy.com/8sVSiN7rUsOUTNtbTR
How could you invite Ronaldo?? Punkie why??? I’m out
 
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How could you invite Ronaldo?? Punkie why??? I’m out
Think there’s now 2 nights out in the go now, one at WYLD in sexy clothing acting classy and one up the park with lambrini and cheesy chips

Did we have a poll idea for the next thread?
 
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A few of us were thinking of alternative plans for the night out because of R*naldo and being added to the guest list
For me there's always Kai, his dogs and the donkeys. And Sophia, I guess. We'll start planning tomorrow. Unless he decides to go all Mason Trout and be mean to me when I ask for another picture.

Am I his stalker? TBC...
 
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Should I feel offended by that?

Also, thoughts on this? They nailed Sancho and JG

I would say it's pretty accurate, those two in particular, but I don't see Pickford as sad, if that line was angry it would be him 100%

Smut is here! I’m sorry if this is bad, never done anything like this before. Also I don’t know how many words as I had to do it all on my phone but I hope you all enjoy!
Still have a couple of things, but I'll read it as soon as I can! I'm sure all of us will enjoy it
Ok it’s not all bad we won a prize for coming for last.
A packet of cookies and a £5 voucher between 3 of us

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Sad for you, I was hoping for a win, but that's better than nothing!
 
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I’ll have to read the smut when I get home, or save it for my hangover after work tomorrow, when i’m eating my 1/3 of the cookies!

Mason, can you ring in sick for me tomorrow I’m already too rough to go in. I hate wine but I also love it.

I thought the poll was who are you inviting on the FBC night out that is a non chelsea player?
 
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I thought the poll was who are you inviting on the FBC night out that is a non chelsea player?
How do us Chelsea sluts vote in that Although I suppose it makes it easier if we get to assume the Chelsea boys will all be there anyway
 
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I’ll take Mason to one side and give him a “talking to” for not giving @laylavd a personalised message

Think there’s now 2 nights out in the go now, one at WYLD in sexy clothing acting classy and one up the park with lambrini and cheesy chips

Did we have a poll idea for the next thread?
Lambrini and cheesy chips you say…..
 
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This just appeared on my Explore page on Instagram and it’s deffo given me the ick for LONG hair
 
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This just appeared on my Explore page on Instagram and it’s deffo given me the ick for LONG hair
What the fuck??? That’s sacrilege is that. How could you put 80’s hair on Mase
This should be erased forever from the internet
 
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