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calmyourritas
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Sorry I have no idea who suggested this title… but thank you whoever you were 🤍🤍
Welcome
Recap of previous thread:
Poll results! Best non England player shag. As predicted Kepa in the lead with 60.9%
Second is Pulisic with 43.5 and in third is our favourite donkey lover Kai with 42%. Guess we really are all Chelsea sluts.
One of the instahoes is, of course, plant based. Biggest eye roll ever.
@PunkRocker shared a hilarious video of some poor bloke slut dropping and his dick boinging out of his trousers.
Turns out searching Ben Chilwell topless shows up some interesting results.
When you search Mason Mount topless my favourite nipple pic and a link to our thread appears. #MrWorldwide 
@Geraldine.20.jobs is still obsessed with licking gravy off Craig.
@jflurker93 bought some cute sweater vests.
According to @Chani10 in Germany they drink coke and Fanta together and I just cannot cope with this information.
Most of the FBC are #InternationalSluts but we all want some Portsmouth Pork.
@jflurker93 shared the BIGGEST PORK SWORD I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE.
@PunkRocker tried and failed to make us all more Christian.
We got pics of Mase in the club! In a baseball cap.
We have started planning the FBC trip to WYLD club, only 2k for a VIP table.
We need to dress 
smart and sexy but we’ll deffo take the willy straws and an inflatable dick.
We will then get the security drunk on tequila and escort Mason off the premises onto the FBC tour bus.
The keys are hidden in our underwear.
Calories don’t count on Sundays.
My boy Little Phil scored 🤍
Pep copied Tommy T and got himself a yellow card.
Tony loves a beef curtain.
@Scuffed had a lovely date day.
Mason recycled content AGAIN and reposted the same Burberry pic we have seen millions of times.
The ChilWhores were out in force.
Apparently 
is coming on our night out and I don’t know how I feel about that. I’ll go up the park with Gnasher instead.
Some FBC members are getting footballers sliding into their dms.
We shared our drunken insta DMs… such a wide range… Harry Styles, Dua Lipa, David Platt, Jordan North…
David Haye has a monster dick. Thank you @MensaBarbie1985
We all had a shit day at work.
I will leave you with this classic from @GGina
“If you’re under him, you ain’t getting over him.” What if you’re on top tho? (Never going to hear the song the same again).
And for old times sake (yes I did crop it from a holiday photo with his sister and niece and WHAT)
Welcome
Recap of previous thread:
Poll results! Best non England player shag. As predicted Kepa in the lead with 60.9% Second is Pulisic with 43.5 and in third is our favourite donkey lover Kai with 42%. Guess we really are all Chelsea sluts.
One of the instahoes is, of course, plant based. Biggest eye roll ever. @PunkRocker shared a hilarious video of some poor bloke slut dropping and his dick boinging out of his trousers. Turns out searching Ben Chilwell topless shows up some interesting results. When you search Mason Mount topless my favourite nipple pic and a link to our thread appears. #MrWorldwide @Geraldine.20.jobs is still obsessed with licking gravy off Craig. @jflurker93 bought some cute sweater vests. According to @Chani10 in Germany they drink coke and Fanta together and I just cannot cope with this information. Most of the FBC are #InternationalSluts but we all want some Portsmouth Pork. @jflurker93 shared the BIGGEST PORK SWORD I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE. @PunkRocker tried and failed to make us all more Christian. We got pics of Mase in the club! In a baseball cap. We have started planning the FBC trip to WYLD club, only 2k for a VIP table. We need to dress smart and sexy but we’ll deffo take the willy straws and an inflatable dick. We will then get the security drunk on tequila and escort Mason off the premises onto the FBC tour bus. The keys are hidden in our underwear. Calories don’t count on Sundays. My boy Little Phil scored 🤍 Pep copied Tommy T and got himself a yellow card. Tony loves a beef curtain. @Scuffed had a lovely date day. Mason recycled content AGAIN and reposted the same Burberry pic we have seen millions of times. The ChilWhores were out in force. Apparently is coming on our night out and I don’t know how I feel about that. I’ll go up the park with Gnasher instead. Some FBC members are getting footballers sliding into their dms. We shared our drunken insta DMs… such a wide range… Harry Styles, Dua Lipa, David Platt, Jordan North… David Haye has a monster dick. Thank you @MensaBarbie1985 We all had a shit day at work. I will leave you with this classic from @GGina
“If you’re under him, you ain’t getting over him.” What if you’re on top tho? (Never going to hear the song the same again).
And for old times sake (yes I did crop it from a holiday photo with his sister and niece and WHAT)
PunkRocker
VIP Member
What's the point of them making this wanky TikTok? They meet them every day, no-one is impressed at this point. It's like me making a TikTok because Mr PunkRocker was there when I woke up again 🥱
is this CCS and that other Girl who always gets photos with them? They have joined forces
jflurker93
VIP Member
So, I got a little lost in Liverpool but finally found my destination, however when I was having a paddy fit in the car look what I saw.
He’s always with me
He’s always with me
jflurker93
VIP Member
THATS THE LAST STRAW
This girl is the nastiest skank bitch I've ever met. Do not trust her. She is a fugly slut.
PS. She even listened to depressing AF songs when she had him, FUCK OFF LUV
me adding her to my burn book of instahoes … jokes she was on the first page already
calmyourritas
VIP Member
Evening all I’m here I’m 20 pages behind I’m just going through some shit I’ve been sat crying to Harry Styles videos all night love you
jdub
Chatty Member
So I have spent weeks diligently catching up on all of the threads....I have laughed uncontrollably, been thoroughly flooded....and neglected most of my responsibilities..been a little to scared to post, but this picture, I feel like he's saying "so you want me to turn on daddy mode" and I just can't handle it 
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MensaBarbie1985
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Can I just say what a lovely bunch of people you are here. It would have been my anniversary with the prick today but I’ve got through most of it…
however am off to the pub for our weekly quiz now so will apologise in advance for anything soppy or intimate revelations about my sex life
however am off to the pub for our weekly quiz now so will apologise in advance for anything soppy or intimate revelations about my sex life
nellyloz123
VIP Member
Daddy looking 
irishgal2013
VIP Member
Thank you all the birthday messages you lovely lot. 
Got treated to a spa day, shopping and lunch by my OH. 
also England gave us some actual good content with mase and spicy. All in all lovely day. No nudes in my dms from mason though. 
Got treated to a spa day, shopping and lunch by my OH. also England gave us some actual good content with mase and spicy. All in all lovely day. No nudes in my dms from mason though. 
Smca53
VIP Member
The photo of the girl getting a photo with Ben when he’s clearly stopped in traffic and there’s a legit bus behind him KILLS me
nellyloz123
VIP Member
These Twitter pages are worse than us
Own up ladies, which one of you runs this page?!
These Twitter pages are worse than us
Own up ladies, which one of you runs this page?!
irishgal2013
VIP Member
Mason admiring foden trim in the arrivals video. I swear to god boy you even go there. 
jflurker93
VIP Member
FUCK OFF I can’t cope he’s struggling to do something and the other guy just joked about me giving him a hand
I’ll give him a hand with something but it won’t be the window!
Why is this happening
I am not joking when I say he’s just turned to me and said “I need smaller fingers”
I’ll give him a hand with something but it won’t be the window!
Why is this happening
I am not joking when I say he’s just turned to me and said “I need smaller fingers”
laylavd
VIP Member
I'm worried that the barber will be at SGP. I quite like it now, it is less severe than when the sides aren't freshly done. I've definitely studied his hair too much.
Tuesday has been worse than Monday for me. I had a small panic attack at work then cried to my best mate in his car on the way to the gym. I'm a definite 12 on the Mason scale at the moment. Possibly permanently. I think I need a new job.
PunkRocker
VIP Member
Hold my drink, this bitch is about to get her teeth knocked out!
nellyloz123
VIP Member
this Gif will live in my head rent free for ever. Just imagining being between those legs
