After the video of him dressed as Tinkerbell, I said he looked like Craig from Big Brother!
After the video of him dressed as Tinkerbell, I said he looked like Craig from Big Brother!I keep meaning to ask (newbie klaxon)….
why do we refer to Chilly as Craig?!
Chilly dressed up as Tinkerbell once:I keep meaning to ask (newbie klaxon)….
why do we refer to Chilly as Craig?!
As if we used the same pic againChilly dresseup as Tinkerbell once:
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@PunkRocker observed that he looked like Craig from Big Brother 6:
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This is great, Imagine the Tiktok teens watching itRight my work on the official FBC uniform is DONE
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My design process is:
On the front we have our boy’s initials and number because despite our swaying towards other footballers at time he’s the true MVP to our basements, and a pointer to said basements so he can access and resolve immediately
Sleeves we have “Mount me Mason” on one and “Gentle Daddy” on the other, frequent statements made by the club
And on the back we have our lovely acronym in royal blue because we are Chelsea sluts, the picture should be changed to your own profile/favourite Mason pic for identification purposes when we meet to shag Mason/overthrow the CCS.
Finishing up with Daddy’s subtle nod to us and our frequent situation
Yes please!!! I'm sure it will be great!Burberry jacket smut idea…
I’m thinking you’ve had an argument but you still have to go to the boxing with him and you agreed to pretend everything’s fine in front of Big Tony so he’s being a cocky prick
Used to live nearby a couple of years ago! Wouldn't mind coming back for a FBC meeting!Vue - Cheshire Oaks! I’ll keep a watch out for a member of staff
Last one was too much but the rest
Can I admit that I don't like beans nor gravy?I pick corn for my side! Sorry for this, don't kick me out!!I'm not a fan of gravy either. I now feel like it's safer to admit it
OH! I have another work story from today. So I was speaking to the boys again (they’re 11), they were asking me about football… again.
It went something like this…
Boy: ***** told me you said you watch Chelsea. Name me some players then.
Me (forgetting myself): MASON MOUNT.
Boy: Is that it?
Me (all flustered as my mind goes blank): Erm nope….. Ben Chilwell (?!!! Why did I say him?) Reece James…
Another boy chips in and asks if I know any city players.
Obviously I blurt out Jack Grealish.
They’re all staring at me so I panic and say “I also know Declan Rice plays for West Ham!”
There’s a silence and then one of them just goes “Miss, I can tell you only got into this after the Euros you know.”
https://giphy.com/1YIAAENRqYZryChilly dresseup as Tinkerbell once:
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@PunkRocker observed that he looked like Craig from Big Brother 6:
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I’m lucky that I don’t have targets and I usually hide in my officeHow do you get to skive off work? I've got bastard targets to hit, pisses me right off but the bonus pay off at the end of the year temporarily make it ok.
That gif just makes me think of your (wonderful) dream
The resemblance is uncanny tbfAs if we used the same pic again
I do enjoy my job but obviously not as much as mooching on hereI’m lucky that I don’t have targets and I usually hide in my officeI do actually do some work but I don’t give 100% because I hate it and find my time here much more fulfilling
Ah yes, the dream I had where Mason was treating me to some quality time down south and paused to tell me thatThat gif just makes me think of your (wonderful) dream£165 please (that was the amount, wasn’t it?)
I delegate. A LOT.How do you get to skive off work? I've got bastard targets to hit, pisses me right off but the bonus pay off at the end of the year temporarily make it ok.
Still waiting on a response from SGP on my blow job roleI do enjoy my job but obviously not as much as mooching on herealthough it will be nice to actually meet a deadline when I'm back in the office, I won't be able to skive quite so much then!
No news is good newsStill waiting on a response from SGP on my blow job role
I hope the interview is next week. I may be able to demonstrate why I should have the role on the squadNo news is good news
It's logical that the interview would have a practical element!I hope the interview is next week. I may be able to demonstrate why I should have the role on the squad
Probably not.Wonder what Mason prefers. I wonder if Craig has ever had a KFC
Hahahahaah stop that right now that’s hilariousAfter the video of him dressed as Tinkerbell, I said he looked like Craig from Big Brother!
One of my uni housemates ate pizza with cutlery so I don't find it that odd. It was weirder when we told her you could eat baked beans warm and not just cold from the tinProbably not.
Mason eats Pizza with cutlery which is just weird to me,
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