And that's how you show the armband off. Mason, take notes.I think Dec read that ‘nothing but his captain’s armband’ smut from yesterday…
And that's how you show the armband off. Mason, take notes.I think Dec read that ‘nothing but his captain’s armband’ smut from yesterday…
Mine isn't, I'd let him have a goI go in the garden and there’s a bleeping snail on my path. Seriously why is he trolling me!! I wouldn’t even if he gave the best head in the world. My vagina is far too precious
The thought of him going at me with that tongue makes my vagina drier than the desertMine isn't, I'd let him have a go
I'm indifferent towards him but if I heard he'd got skills, you better believe I'd want first hand proof of it! I wouldn't have to look at him and I could imagine it was anyone else!The thought of him going at me with that tongue makes my vagina drier than the desert
Who are you and where's the real @PunkRockerMine isn't, I'd let him have a go
I'm your worst nightmare, witches!Who are you and where's the real @PunkRocker
Cheers, crying nowI'm your worst nightmare, witches!
Hope you're happy, you've ruined my kid's Christmas nowCheers, crying now
Right that's it.I'm your worst nightmare, witches!
Why oh why? For the love of God why? What did we do to deserve such a thing?I'm your worst nightmare, witches!
I’m coming with you, we must rebuild a safe free spaceRight that's it.
I'm taking my smut and leaving.
Can you abide by the rules please? No snail after 6pm!I'm your worst nightmare, witches!
Snail watershed. I’m complaining to ofcomCan you abide by the rules please? No snail after 6pm!
Right that's it.
I'm taking my smut and leaving.
Can you abide by the rules please? No snail after 6pm!
Oopsy! I should be in Jamaica and they're 5hrs behind and I got confused begging your pardon everyone!Snail watershed. I’m complaining to ofcom
@PunkRocker Are you Lauryn Goodman?
I bleeping knew it! Way too much snail love going on