Make sure he uses some of that protection please ladies!!! Dread to think what you’d come home with
He’s not going to be on the bench the way chilly has been and he’s Southgate’s favourite, theres more chance of me becoming his wag than him not getting selected for EnglandFeels like Daddy is struggling to really get his best form. If he doesn’t soon then it will sadly be the bench rather than the turf we saw more of him. He seems pretty unpopular with England fans so I am not sure he will be the player who gets selected for England while always being on the bench.
SameBless me, Craig.
He'd have to treble wrap it but I definitely still wouldMake sure he uses some of that protection please ladies!!! Dread to think what you’d come home with
I feel like he might have a bit worse than chlamydia though...Just dropping in to be a whore but is it bad I genuinely wouldn’t mind the 7 day course of antibiotics for a night of ungodliness at this point
https://giphy.com/3cofgG99LJBtb2kaD0Just dropping in to be a whore but is it bad I genuinely wouldn’t mind the 7 day course of antibiotics for a night of ungodliness at this point
Always wrap your presentsHe'd have to treble wrap it but I definitely still would
That’s a present I don’t mind missing out on. If he was pass the parcel I’d make damn sure the music didn’t stop on meAlways wrap your presentsso a woman I used to work with said!
This is brilliantAlways wrap your presentsso a woman I used to work with said!
Definitely the booby prize of gifts!That’s a present I don’t mind missing out on. If he was pass the parcel I’d make damn sure the music didn’t stop on me
He’s not going to be on the bench the way chilly has been and he’s Southgate’s favourite, theres more chance of me becoming his wag than him not getting selected for England
I didn’t know they’d been together for so long!
The spicy glow up is real
Awww so sweetI didn’t know they’d been together for so long!
I’d rather gobble on chillys willy than eat jellyDefinitely the booby prize of gifts!this shite party does not have jelly and ice cream!
Definitely the booby prize of gifts!this shite party does not have jelly and ice cream!
Gobble Chilly’s WillyI’d rather gobble on chillys willy than eat jelly
https://giphy.com/gfT2hGhrI5wBME50p5I’d rather gobble on chillys willy than eat jelly
I was once given condoms and watermelon flavoured lube from a Secret SantaWorld’s shittest Secret Santa
Gobble Chilly’s Willy
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