Hi all. Thanks @MrsGrealish for the new thread. Sorry I’ve been MIA for a few days. I had to say goodbye on Friday to the woman who made me who I am and my head was just not up to anything of any kind Let’s hope this week is a better one
Gentle but Daddy is out in full force tonight.
It's very endearing that off the pitch, he's a sweet angel that plays pranks on everyone and has a big huge smile.
But when he's playing football he's a cocky little prick.
I LOVE IT.
[I'm starting this thread for @calmyourritas because she got so thoroughly fucked the night before and the lovely @Isanythingrealanymore is providing the recap below.
The title comes from the Cranberries song, Linger. I think it describes the FBC's relationship with Daddy Mase.]
It's thread THIRTEEN! How did we get here!? Unlucky for some, could thread 13 be the thread we finally get some sock sightings!? New members.... Read on.....
The obligatory Sweater vest pic for the poll (Aint gonna lie. I hate it.)
Disclaimer:
We aren’t responsible for any offence, psychological trauma or rampant horniness, so don’t besending us your court summons/therapy bills/childcare bills. They will be used to dry our flooded basements.
Initiation checklist: Do you like nipples? Are you down with Mason spitting in your mouth? Gentle Mase, Daddy Mase or both? Fluffy hair or Daddy cut? Do you know the password? What is your preference on facial hair? What are you views on purple sweater vests?
List of nicknames for footballers commonly discussed:
Daddy - Mason SPICY Rice - Declan - Kyle Walker Gnasher - Foden Dennis the Menace - Maguire Craig from BB8/Tink- Chilly Tytan - Mings
🪨 Pebbles - Stones Grealush/Jack the Lad - Grealish Mr Angry - Pickford Spank me Hendo - Henderson Curly/Cute Curls - Dom CL Grandad - Kane P Diddly/Paddy Long Dong - Patrick Bamford
Recap of previous thread: Still no salty nips, maybe she's gone for good this time? Mason has yet another hair cut, taking us up to 213423 in the last 10 days alone The chin rat/kitty tickler is gone!! Some of us are happy, some of us are sad (I'm team happy) The poll on the previous thread finished 40% in favour of the moustache and 60% not a fan of the moustache, so pretty split. Mason played the full 90 minutes against Poland, some pundits/"fans" on twitter were slating him. The FBC back Mason all the way. The password is yet to be revealed International break is now over & Mason didn't play against Aston Villa yesterday much to every ones disappointment @MrsGrealish hit us once again with some disturbing pictures of Mason with a beard (I was not keen) (AND HE WAS BALD) The gentle yet daddy video lives on @jflurker93 the FBC is forever indebted to you We still don't have any new sock content JG had a birthday & it was mentioned way too much for a Mason thread (Never!!) Daddy did some more charity work & we loved him even more for it FBC uniform was agreed upon (purple sweater vest) & Mason is going to provide this for us all to take us out on a Sunday evening Mason & Reece got new phones, Mason was on FaceTime at Stamford Bridge to Reece. We're all waiting for our calls to come in. @User name taken shared her story with us all and we all love & respect her more than ever The Chelsea kit took a bit a battering There was lots of film chat. Some of the FBC haven't seen the Harry Potter films, LOTR films, Twilight films. Some people have questionable life choices. Daddy ate pizza with a knife and fork We worked out how far we all were from Stamford Bridge, Cobham & SGP. We have all areas covered whenever we are needed. It's spider mating season and it's very clear the spiders are getting more action than all of us Mason would make anniversaries/birthdays/christmas etc special. He's not a selfish guy. Lots of discussion on the WAGs thread rolleyes about Daddy and his relationship status. Names flying around, people he follows/follow him. None of us really give a shit A new Mason Mount banner was unveiled at the Aston Villa game & it made some of us emotional This week seemed to be a tough one for many of us Mounters & there was a whole lot of FBC love flying around. Virtual hugs, ranting & filth were passed around. We're a family.
And in true FBC tradition… the uniform response to fuckwits/haters/trolls….
@calmyourritas i've said it before, but I'll say it again. You are my hero. Theres a special place for you for services to the FBC.
No thread suggestions I’m afraid, my brain is too tired. Side note, my daughter is feeling brighter and messing about with her laptop making mood boards for us all (don’t ask!) She’s just shown me mine and I’m so proud of her
I'm really glad that we were so blessed today because hopefully it will soften the blow of some very sad news I have to share with you all. I know you will find this difficult and things won't be the same for a while but I'm afraid I'm going to be MIA for a few days
For some reason, I thought getting married was a good idea and I guess that has to take priority might get chance to catch up tomorrow night but other than that I'll be back with a steaming hangover at the weekend! Keep doing the Lord's work and don't forget to shine the girthy boner signal into the sky if we get nudes I'll feel it in my basement and I'll come running!
Does anyone else keep using “that’s all you do… top corner, top bins” in their day to day vocabulary when telling someone what to do or do I need therapy
I'm a young-ish middle aged woman, fairly well educated with a successful career. Until the Euros I had hobbies, spent time reading and out socialising with my mates.
Now I'm watching videos of a 22 year old lad playing FIFA and cannot stop.
Let’s hope this week is a better one 
Do you like nipples?
Daddy - Mason
SPICY Rice - Declan
- Kyle Walker
Gnasher - Foden
Dennis the Menace - Maguire
Craig from BB8/Tink- Chilly
Tytan - Mings
Grealush/Jack the Lad - Grealish
Mr Angry - Pickford
Spank me Hendo - Henderson
Curly/Cute Curls - Dom CL
Grandad - Kane
P Diddly/Paddy Long Dong - Patrick Bamford
Still no salty nips, maybe she's gone for good this time?
might get chance to catch up tomorrow night but other than that I'll be back with a steaming hangover at the weekend! Keep doing the Lord's work and don't forget to shine the girthy boner signal into the sky if we get nudes 
