Married at first sight UK (MAFS) #5 Take your spoilers and eff off”

[mrsbucket]

Am I the only one who doesn't love Zoe? I get that most vegans are a pain in the arse (Jenna being no exception) but she seems borderline obsessed with it. Just cook separate dinners and stfu. She says Jenna won't compromise but how exactly does a vegan do that? Eat one stick of pepperami a week?

I reckon April and Thomas were both slagging Chanita. Proper bitchy vibes from the pair of them. And now they're blaming each other because they've been caught out. Absolutely embarrassing behaviour. I'm the same age as them and haven't behaved like that since school.

Kasia and Kwame are a hot mess but they are making this season for me so far.

Also, I don't like the way Duka dresses but I would still climb him like a tree.

As you were

 

[Ray_of_Sunshine]

Bet his pubes are really long and curly and his cock smells of piss

Fucking hell Crispy!! Where’s the spoiler police when ya need em

 

[aimzalicious]

Anyone elses friends giving them shit for ditching Bake Off for MAFS? I'm sorry but MAFS is more important

 

[Jt2020]

Poor Adrian, he’s really the long suffering husband

 

[Its_Me]

Fair play to Zoe, I don’t think you should be forced to change for anyone and if being Vegan was so important to Jenna did she state that to the ‘experts’

 

[gummy-bear]

April not well after that absolute bender she had with Thomas coke blocks you up fun fact!

 

[coconochanel]

Ritchie is possessive.
FFS Kasia, Kawme does not fancy you!
Shut up Thomas
April is a bitch
And I am bored of Zoe and her wife.

P.S Kasia you may be a 'boss bitch' but Kwame doesnt think your a 'hot bitch' END OF!

 

[AnonyGoss]

And this is the problem with Jenna. She keeps pushing her vegan agenda. And saying Zoe will stop eating meat one day when she knows all the facts. So patronising. Ironically, a lot of vegan foods are unethically sourced. But that's another conversation for another day.

 

[Tobodee]

Omg!!! The rip!!!!!! I’ve died a little

 

[Georgia1970]

Kwame chats such bull

He's chatting shit but for her benefit. We all know what he wants to say is 'I don't fancy you, you're not my type so no, I don't want to shag you' she knows it deep down which is why she got so defensive insinuating that if she wanted him he wouldn't be able to refuse... Erm, yes love, I think his cock and balls would be tucked tight into his lower stomach rather than give you a good seeing to

 

[AnonyGoss]

April pretending to be sick.

 

[Thank(space)you]

I wish we actually saw more of whats happened between them because we're missing so much it's not good viewing it's uncomfortable. Feel like I've missed an ep.

 

[breakfastattiffanys]

Oh wow, I really hope Chanita turns into Kim Big Brother after a few wines! Adultereeeeer!

 

[Diagnosis123]

All hands, no tears

 

[AnonyGoss]

Why is Kasia acting like her being a horny devil means she's a feminist? Women having choices isn't the same as wanting to sleep with a man who clearly doesn't want sex with you (yet).

 

[Ray_of_Sunshine]

Oh man why is it always the nights I am interrupted the good good happens I am howling like a fucking wolf to the moon at this time of night on catch up

I’m a bit bored. We need more Grandad.
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Especially now

 

[Nijinsky_92]

Kaisha you have proven me wrong. You showing yer hole there was way funnier than you breaking the 4th wall at your wedding night

 

[Mouseballpenlid]

Adrian vibing away Thomas's past trauma

 

[Mizzdee]

Any bets Thomas is involved in the Chanita v April drama tomorrow

 

[Miss Begotten]

April wants to show George her wild side? AFTER she tongued a random in a hot tub on their honeymoon?