Married At First Sight UK #13 "This is my local park.... where I live."

[crispycrunch]

Whoa whoa whoa candy crush is still a thing?

My exact thoughts I was shit hot at it

 

[seaside girl]

Took me ages to catch up - forgot all about the threads on Tattle

I think the girl on TikTok is referring to Kwame - at the wedding he said that Kasia was larger than what he would normally go for

 

[whisperchat]

Thread suggestion:
Gems getting down & dirty on OF whilst George clutches onto the soap for dear life

 

[AliceInWanderLost]

Not sure about comedian but she is making herself into a joke. Says she’s happy with her little life and business and kids but won’t just fuck off back to it.

Has no interest in fame but is posting 100 stories a day on Instagram.

totally agree - but there is a dramatic difference between being a comedian and being an actual joke. she doesn't seem to realise that she's the latter - people are laughing at her, not with her.

 

[CocoLoco2]

I was thinking work experience is before 16 isn’t it? It’s not legal to work at 13 even when he would have been that age. But it said they worked together from when he was 16 so maybe yeh he worked there for work experience then started full time at 16?

They need a thread I’m so invested!

A Saturday job could of been possible, especially as in a salon you usually start as the tea/coffee maker/hairwasher/sweeper. He did an interview and said he started in the salon at 13. I’ll try find it

Here it is..

 

[Dogtanian]

I've never heard of the guy she seems to have kids with but how?? How she bag him? She must of been hot stuff 20 years ago

Maybe he’s a rampant alcoholic and he had his beer goggles firmly on when she hoved into view

 

[HoGi]

Considering all she talks about is 'the edit' - I don't think Gemma came across that badly on the show? Yes she was coarse and the sexual innuendo went way too far but I feel like we've all met a Gemma.

She's coming across much worse on her (relentless) IG stories. Desperate, unhinged and unable to let it go. I'm embarrassed for her.

I totally agree. Sure "the edit" made her look like a crass sex pest but it wasn't THAT bad.

They might have edited out Matt making similar comments but it wouldn't have made her look any better.

Her 100s of stories about how corrupt the show is and its the worst thing she ever did etc makes her look far worse than "the edit" does.

 

[Emmie5000]

Did chinitas dress look blue in her voiceover bit???

I thought this too, but April's didn't and they seemed the same shade at the table

 

[Ray_of_Sunshine]

Has Sophie come from a gypsy wedding?

Nah it ain’t neon enough

 

[Dollywobs]

Wow Curtain friend Katie looks very different on her Instagram !

She looks like Piers Morgan’s wife Celia whatever.

 

[Dogtanian]

WTAF Thomas?!???!?!??

 

[Toast365]

I found a wiki type page which says he’s 39 and raising Kitty himself, he must of been super young when he had them!

 

[Maid22]

I watched the first episode of MAFS NZ. They are a really awkward bunch. It’s definitely a lot more low key than the Uk and Oz versions. The ixperts are really dry too.

I've watched the NZ series on all 4, agree the experts aren't good! Season 3 is the best one!!! But the Aussie ones are the best!

 

[Leo100]

Is Jonathan from Selby near Thirsk?

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

I think the Strictly outfits are rubbish now compared to what they used to be I swear the budget went down for the outfits one year and never went back up

They’ve started reusing them too

 

[g15maa]

Is Bob really bumping uglies with Gemma? After ending up with his awful snooty wife in his series of MAFs he is now shagging someone who will no doubt post all of their “relationship” on her insta the minute it goes sour.

If memory serves me correctly he was very much like Duka (in denial) on his series of MAFs his “wife” couldn’t stand him and he didn’t have the foggiest. Fool.

Yea she said on mafs after show they had a 2 day adult sleepover, she sat on his face and he lived to tell the tale

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Just found out I’ve passed my uni degree and MAFS is back on tonight with the return of Shitney and SPH, for a dramatic dinner party. WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE

Congratulations

 

[Aussie]

Duka said in a Q&A that he knew PJay from before the show. Not sure how well or if they just saw each other around through the job

That was like Bronsan & the hippy bloke in S6 of MAFSA, they knew each other too

 

[Its_Me]

Rosie Jones lost me when she tweeted she had an angry cry because JK Rowling had lunch with friends

I was going to ask if anyone watches the Sunday show but guess that’s a no

Even if I was going to watch it I won’t be now

 

[SaLou]

Slightly off topic but has anyone watched MAFS NZ? I've been watching it this weekend.