Married at First Sight UK #13 Mark's alright, Luke picked a fight, someone free Georges from Mrs UPTIGHT!

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Laura bigs herself up on social media all the time, saying she should be the fourth expert 🙄

Which isn't saying much tbh, those "experts" give the same level of advice, guidance and insight I'd expect to get from the bag of sprouting spuds in my kitchen cupboard.
 
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Ella is Jay from The Inbetweeners going in about sex every 2 seconds so she's definitely not having sex.
 
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I just mean…he sticks it on his head and she…uses it while it’s on there? So he lies there with a dildo on his head and she has the time of her life in his peripheral vision! I mean…it’s been a while but I didn’t know I’d have to learn all this new stuff if I get back on the horse so to speak!
I thought he’d probs have just stuck it on his head as a joke 😂
 
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God, Ella's so attention seeking
 
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I actually really like Adrienne and Georges together! They’re really cute
 
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I nearly said Ella reminds me of Pete burns in that coat but I loved Pete burns so that would be an insult to his memory 🤣
 
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