Married At First Sight Australia (MAFSA) S8 #4 - You’re not an avocado, not everyone loves you

[Miss Begotten]

Why is this turning into the bleeping Bryce show? He’s a prize bellend, I don’t give a tit about him or his delusional doormat of a wife.

 

[Clovis]

Gonzo and Melissa just don't get it. It isn't everyone else, it's you.

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

I’m here I’m here… Just @under the ivy

 

[Sophielee]

I wanna see who turns up for Alana. If that was my sister I'd be like "gurllllllllll stop shagging him man"

 

[Ray_of_Sunshine]

Receptionist at my Doctor's surgery always tells me I'm like Sienna from Hollyoaks... now I know who she is I'm not sure how to take it.

I don't like Patrick. I love ixpert John though - is he single?

From the preview it looks like Chris is

Hopefully she means looks and not that you’re a psychotic murderess

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

Melissa needs to rethink that nose piercing. It's too small and dark so looks like a big blackhead.

Waiting for her to morph into this - only way she's going to be able to deal with the doubters

 

[under the ivy]

7.30pm is too early

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Hopefully she means looks and not that you’re a psychotic murderess

Handy if she did think that though she’d always give an appointment .

 

[Sophielee]

@BelleAmie you here girl??? anyone else missing????

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

7.30pm is too early

Why couldn’t we have 9 til 10.30 why E4 why?

 

[Ray_of_Sunshine]

Handy if she did think that though she’d always give an appointment .

True true

 

[Dipdab]

7.30pm is too early

Yep I’m only just starting as I messed up my dinner timings

 

[Turmeric123]

Why couldn’t we have 9 til 10.30 why E4 why?

And subtitles for @Sophielee

 

[BelleAmie]

@BelleAmie you here girl??? anyone else missing????

I’m here!! Selection of snacks in the co-op was abysmal and it slowed me down

 

[Miss Begotten]

Are Jake and Bec kidding?
He may be hot but he’s clearly gormless as duck if that horse faced cow has made him think she likes him.

 

[Sophielee]

I’m here!! Selection of snacks in the co-op was abysmal and it slowed me down

more to the point what did you get???details details details

 

[Aussie]

Her behaviour does not reflect someone whose supposedly had a good week.

 

[BelleAmie]

I never really warmed to Alana but Jason is acting like my ex did when he was checking out of our relationship and it breaks my heart for her

 

[aimzalicious]

I feel for Alana, Jason doesn't give a duck, he basically dumped her in front of everyone and he's a brain dead moron

 

[Sophielee]

And subtitles for @Sophielee

OMG exactly!!! I need to speak to head of E4!!!